The Totally RANDOM Quiz

  1. Developed by: Delaney!

TAKE AT OWN RISK... This is quite possibly the most RANDOM quiz you have ever taken. Be strong, Obi-Wan. Eat fish paste. GUITARS!

Now you may begin.

Question 1: What is the correct way to cook a lobster?
First you eat some salami. Then you play first-person shooter games.
Um.. I don't know- throw it in water and boil it?
Okay I'm seriously frightened now...
I like marshmallows
TWELVE!

Question 2: Do you enjoy photography?
Wow. This is a really really weird test.
Yes, I would like to go to Lego Land! Why thank you, mysterious elf named Frank!
Marshmallows are GODS
Um yes?
I'd rather eat a donut, honestly...

Question 3: A beautiful unicorn named Qwerminschnokkin has just offered to make you Leader of the Nickels! You:
Go get a smoothie
*frightened now*
Say, "Oh thank you your majesty! Why I would love to be Leader of the Nickels! This has been my dream since I was a hatching on the Death Star!"
I wonder if it's possible to get plastic surgery to look like a marshmallow?
OH NO! A ZEBRA IS EATING MY TOENAILS! RUNNNNNN

Question 4: Say the first word that comes to mind when I say this sequence: Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
Um watermelon?
Okay...
Two hundred forty six
MARSHMALLOWS!
Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.

Question 5: If you knew you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, which person would you want to be there with you?
A MARSHMALLOW... named Roberto
Like THAT would ever happen anyway! This is dumb!
The Kool-Aid Man
I'm gonna go chug pen ink and see if it turns my stomach blue!
PENGUINS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!

Question 6: Do you consider yourself to be gothic?
Yeah... No.
I AM BATMAN
Actually, yes.
Haha "gothic" rhymes with "marshmallow"
Q-tips are fun to stick up your nose!

Question 7: Do you worship rubber cement glue?
Marshmallows are prettier than you. Always will be...
YES! Finally, I've met someone who shares my lifelong love! Ooh let's sing the Rubber Cement Anthem. ~Ooooh SAY CAN YOU SEEEE RUBBER CEMENT IS BETTER THAN THEE...~
No?
I ate a little bunny once.
Did you know Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight? Not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.

Question 8: What is your favorite thing to do when you're bored?
Bananas look dirty
Continue working on my shrine devoted to the worshipping of MARSHMALLOWS
Eat emo kids for breakfast
Play video games
Adam Sandler's head is shaped like an egg- have you noticed?

Question 9: Name your brand of toilet paper.
Marshmallows don't need toilet paper. Which is yet ANOTHER reason why you should vote MARSHMALLOW FOR PRESIDENT!
Uh Charmin?
Whatever's on sale.
Switzerland makes yummy chocolate!
The government is spying on you as we speak! Quickly, apprentice- spin around ten times to deflect their listening powers!

Question 10: And how do you feel about that?
I feel nothing but marshmallows.
I kissed a frog. It didn't turn into a prince. It was only then that I realized that it wasn't in fact a frog at all, but some poor ugly kid in my grade. I haven't been the same since.
Huh?
YES. YES I DO, MR. PRESIDENT.
Charlie the Unicorn is beautiful!

Question 11: Are you into BAD BOYS? (And for the guys: are you into BAD GIRLS?)
I'm into bad marshmallows, if they exist!
Not particularly...
Marie Antoinette was stupid. I mean, duh! Who has hair that's like taller than the person wearing it?
I like pie!
CHYEAH BABY!

Question 12: Are you a ninja?
Sunburn!
Rubber ducky, you're the one.... You make bathtime lots of fun.. OHHH rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you... BOO BOOP DEE DOO
YES I AM. S'matter of fact, I'm watching you right now.
No..?
Can marshmallows be ninjas?

Question 13: Which number comes next in this sequence? 2, 4, 6, 8...?
FERTILIZER
Negative nail polish
Crayola Crayons are good to eat! My favorite is Blizzard Blue.
Marshmallows are considered a number in some countries, you know.
10?

Question 14: Pen is to paper as paper is to...?
GHETTO MARSHMALLOW GANGSTA
Pen?
Ireland.
I love cheese.. It's so good!
Lipgloss

Question 15: You have two buckets. If one is filled with five gallons, and the second is filled with eight gallons, how many buckets do you have?
Uhhh two?
I make marshmallows in buckets
Hello Kitty
YOU STOLE THAT FROM THE MOVIE IDIOCRACY DIDN'T YOU? TRAITOR!
Let's go to the mall!

Question 16: If Train A is traveling along the track at 46 mph, and Train B is stopped 200 miles away so the train engineer can go to McDonald's, how long will it take for the engineer to consume two Big Macs and a Coke?
Do you want a loan on your car? If so call 2sgjersshfdkh! Phone lines are open with operators standing by!
GIR is awesome! And if you don't know who Gir is I will HURT YOU
Cotton Ball
You can't answer that! This is so dumb!
Now you do know that they don't serve marshmallows at McDonald's. Someone should sue!

Question 17: Almost done! Now have you been answering all of the marshmallow questions?
MARSHMALLOWS ARE PIMPALICIOUS!
Poppyseed muffins.
Beauty school
No.
YES! *ashamed*

Question 18: Okay, LAST question: what is your favorite color?
Bifocals
Seven
MARSHMALLOWS count as a color don't they?
56
Blue

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