The Totally RANDOM Quiz

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18 Questions - Developed by: Delaney! - The quiz is developed on: - 3.930 taken - User Rating: 2.14 of 5.0 - 14 Votes

TAKE AT OWN RISK... This is quite possibly the most RANDOM quiz you have ever taken. Be strong, Obi-Wan. Eat fish paste. GUITARS!

Now you may begin.

  • 1
    What is the correct way to cook a lobster?
    TWELVE!
    I like marshmallows
    Okay I'm seriously frightened now...
    First you eat some salami. Then you play first-person shooter games.
    Um.. I don't know- throw it in water and boil it?
  • 2
    Do you enjoy photography?
    Um yes?
    I'd rather eat a donut, honestly...
    Marshmallows are GODS
    Yes, I would like to go to Lego Land! Why thank you, mysterious elf named Frank!
    Wow. This is a really really weird test.
  • 3
    A beautiful unicorn named Qwerminschnokkin has just offered to make you Leader of the Nickels! You:
    Say, "Oh thank you your majesty! Why I would love to be Leader of the Nickels! This has been my dream since I was a hatching on the Death Star!"
    *frightened now*
    Go get a smoothie
    OH NO! A ZEBRA IS EATING MY TOENAILS! RUNNNNNN
    I wonder if it's possible to get plastic surgery to look like a marshmallow?
  • 4
    Say the first word that comes to mind when I say this sequence: Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    MARSHMALLOWS!
    Okay...
    Um watermelon?
    Two hundred forty six
  • 5
    If you knew you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, which person would you want to be there with you?
    PENGUINS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
    Like THAT would ever happen anyway! This is dumb!
    I'm gonna go chug pen ink and see if it turns my stomach blue!
    The Kool-Aid Man
    A MARSHMALLOW... named Roberto
  • 6
    Do you consider yourself to be gothic?
    Haha "gothic" rhymes with "marshmallow"
    Actually, yes.
    Q-tips are fun to stick up your nose!
    Yeah... No.
    I AM BATMAN
  • 7
    Do you worship rubber cement glue?
    YES! Finally, I've met someone who shares my lifelong love! Ooh let's sing the Rubber Cement Anthem. ~Ooooh SAY CAN YOU SEEEE RUBBER CEMENT IS BETTER THAN THEE...~
    Did you know Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight? Not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
    I ate a little bunny once.
    Marshmallows are prettier than you. Always will be...
    No?
  • 8
    What is your favorite thing to do when you're bored?
    Eat emo kids for breakfast
    Adam Sandler's head is shaped like an egg- have you noticed?
    Play video games
    Continue working on my shrine devoted to the worshipping of MARSHMALLOWS
    Bananas look dirty
  • 9
    Name your brand of toilet paper.
    Whatever's on sale.
    Switzerland makes yummy chocolate!
    Uh Charmin?
    Marshmallows don't need toilet paper. Which is yet ANOTHER reason why you should vote MARSHMALLOW FOR PRESIDENT!
    The government is spying on you as we speak! Quickly, apprentice- spin around ten times to deflect their listening powers!
  • 10
    And how do you feel about that?
    Huh?
    YES. YES I DO, MR. PRESIDENT.
    Charlie the Unicorn is beautiful!
    I kissed a frog. It didn't turn into a prince. It was only then that I realized that it wasn't in fact a frog at all, but some poor ugly kid in my grade. I haven't been the same since.
    I feel nothing but marshmallows.
  • 11
    Are you into BAD BOYS? (And for the guys: are you into BAD GIRLS?)
    CHYEAH BABY!
    Marie Antoinette was stupid. I mean, duh! Who has hair that's like taller than the person wearing it?
    I like pie!
    Not particularly...
    I'm into bad marshmallows, if they exist!
  • 12
    Are you a ninja?
    Rubber ducky, you're the one.... You make bathtime lots of fun.. OHHH rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you... BOO BOOP DEE DOO
    No..?
    Sunburn!
    YES I AM. S'matter of fact, I'm watching you right now.
    Can marshmallows be ninjas?
  • 13
    Which number comes next in this sequence? 2, 4, 6, 8...?
    Marshmallows are considered a number in some countries, you know.
    FERTILIZER
    Negative nail polish
    10?
    Crayola Crayons are good to eat! My favorite is Blizzard Blue.
  • 14
    Pen is to paper as paper is to...?
    Ireland.
    Pen?
    Lipgloss
    I love cheese.. It's so good!
    GHETTO MARSHMALLOW GANGSTA
  • 15
    You have two buckets. If one is filled with five gallons, and the second is filled with eight gallons, how many buckets do you have?
    I make marshmallows in buckets
    Let's go to the mall!
    YOU STOLE THAT FROM THE MOVIE IDIOCRACY DIDN'T YOU? TRAITOR!
    Hello Kitty
    Uhhh two?
  • 16
    If Train A is traveling along the track at 46 mph, and Train B is stopped 200 miles away so the train engineer can go to McDonald's, how long will it take for the engineer to consume two Big Macs and a Coke?
    Now you do know that they don't serve marshmallows at McDonald's. Someone should sue!
    You can't answer that! This is so dumb!
    GIR is awesome! And if you don't know who Gir is I will HURT YOU
    Cotton Ball
    Do you want a loan on your car? If so call 2sgjersshfdkh! Phone lines are open with operators standing by!
  • 17
    Almost done! Now have you been answering all of the marshmallow questions?
    MARSHMALLOWS ARE PIMPALICIOUS!
    Poppyseed muffins.
    Beauty school
    No.
    YES! *ashamed*
  • 18
    Okay, LAST question: what is your favorite color?
    Blue
    MARSHMALLOWS count as a color don't they?
    56
    Seven
    Bifocals