The Totally RANDOM Quiz

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18 Questions - Developed by: Delaney! - The quiz is developed on: - 3.847 taken - User Rating: 2.14 of 5.0 - 14 Votes

TAKE AT OWN RISK... This is quite possibly the most RANDOM quiz you have ever taken. Be strong, Obi-Wan. Eat fish paste. GUITARS!

Now you may begin.

  • 1
    What is the correct way to cook a lobster?
    TWELVE!
    First you eat some salami. Then you play first-person shooter games.
    I like marshmallows
    Okay I'm seriously frightened now...
    Um.. I don't know- throw it in water and boil it?
  • 2
    Do you enjoy photography?
    I'd rather eat a donut, honestly...
    Um yes?
    Wow. This is a really really weird test.
    Yes, I would like to go to Lego Land! Why thank you, mysterious elf named Frank!
    Marshmallows are GODS
  • 3
    A beautiful unicorn named Qwerminschnokkin has just offered to make you Leader of the Nickels! You:
    *frightened now*
    Go get a smoothie
    I wonder if it's possible to get plastic surgery to look like a marshmallow?
    Say, "Oh thank you your majesty! Why I would love to be Leader of the Nickels! This has been my dream since I was a hatching on the Death Star!"
    OH NO! A ZEBRA IS EATING MY TOENAILS! RUNNNNNN
  • 4
    Say the first word that comes to mind when I say this sequence: Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    Okay...
    Two hundred forty six
    MARSHMALLOWS!
    Um watermelon?
  • 5
    If you knew you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, which person would you want to be there with you?
    A MARSHMALLOW... named Roberto
    Like THAT would ever happen anyway! This is dumb!
    I'm gonna go chug pen ink and see if it turns my stomach blue!
    The Kool-Aid Man
    PENGUINS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
  • 6
    Do you consider yourself to be gothic?
    Yeah... No.
    Actually, yes.
    I AM BATMAN
    Q-tips are fun to stick up your nose!
    Haha "gothic" rhymes with "marshmallow"
  • 7
    Do you worship rubber cement glue?
    Marshmallows are prettier than you. Always will be...
    Did you know Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight? Not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
    YES! Finally, I've met someone who shares my lifelong love! Ooh let's sing the Rubber Cement Anthem. ~Ooooh SAY CAN YOU SEEEE RUBBER CEMENT IS BETTER THAN THEE...~
    No?
    I ate a little bunny once.
  • 8
    What is your favorite thing to do when you're bored?
    Bananas look dirty
    Eat emo kids for breakfast
    Adam Sandler's head is shaped like an egg- have you noticed?
    Continue working on my shrine devoted to the worshipping of MARSHMALLOWS
    Play video games
  • 9
    Name your brand of toilet paper.
    Switzerland makes yummy chocolate!
    The government is spying on you as we speak! Quickly, apprentice- spin around ten times to deflect their listening powers!
    Marshmallows don't need toilet paper. Which is yet ANOTHER reason why you should vote MARSHMALLOW FOR PRESIDENT!
    Uh Charmin?
    Whatever's on sale.
  • 10
    And how do you feel about that?
    Charlie the Unicorn is beautiful!
    YES. YES I DO, MR. PRESIDENT.
    I feel nothing but marshmallows.
    I kissed a frog. It didn't turn into a prince. It was only then that I realized that it wasn't in fact a frog at all, but some poor ugly kid in my grade. I haven't been the same since.
    Huh?
  • 11
    Are you into BAD BOYS? (And for the guys: are you into BAD GIRLS?)
    I like pie!
    CHYEAH BABY!
    Not particularly...
    I'm into bad marshmallows, if they exist!
    Marie Antoinette was stupid. I mean, duh! Who has hair that's like taller than the person wearing it?
  • 12
    Are you a ninja?
    Rubber ducky, you're the one.... You make bathtime lots of fun.. OHHH rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you... BOO BOOP DEE DOO
    Sunburn!
    Can marshmallows be ninjas?
    YES I AM. S'matter of fact, I'm watching you right now.
    No..?
  • 13
    Which number comes next in this sequence? 2, 4, 6, 8...?
    FERTILIZER
    Crayola Crayons are good to eat! My favorite is Blizzard Blue.
    10?
    Negative nail polish
    Marshmallows are considered a number in some countries, you know.
  • 14
    Pen is to paper as paper is to...?
    Lipgloss
    Pen?
    GHETTO MARSHMALLOW GANGSTA
    I love cheese.. It's so good!
    Ireland.
  • 15
    You have two buckets. If one is filled with five gallons, and the second is filled with eight gallons, how many buckets do you have?
    Uhhh two?
    Let's go to the mall!
    Hello Kitty
    YOU STOLE THAT FROM THE MOVIE IDIOCRACY DIDN'T YOU? TRAITOR!
    I make marshmallows in buckets
  • 16
    If Train A is traveling along the track at 46 mph, and Train B is stopped 200 miles away so the train engineer can go to McDonald's, how long will it take for the engineer to consume two Big Macs and a Coke?
    Do you want a loan on your car? If so call 2sgjersshfdkh! Phone lines are open with operators standing by!
    You can't answer that! This is so dumb!
    Now you do know that they don't serve marshmallows at McDonald's. Someone should sue!
    GIR is awesome! And if you don't know who Gir is I will HURT YOU
    Cotton Ball
  • 17
    Almost done! Now have you been answering all of the marshmallow questions?
    Poppyseed muffins.
    No.
    YES! *ashamed*
    Beauty school
    MARSHMALLOWS ARE PIMPALICIOUS!
  • 18
    Okay, LAST question: what is your favorite color?
    56
    MARSHMALLOWS count as a color don't they?
    Seven
    Bifocals
    Blue