The Totally RANDOM Quiz

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18 Questions - Developed by: Delaney! - The quiz is developed on: - 4.053 taken - User Rating: 2.14 of 5.0 - 14 Votes

TAKE AT OWN RISK... This is quite possibly the most RANDOM quiz you have ever taken. Be strong, Obi-Wan. Eat fish paste. GUITARS!

Now you may begin.

  • 1
    What is the correct way to cook a lobster?
    Okay I'm seriously frightened now...
    I like marshmallows
    TWELVE!
    Um.. I don't know- throw it in water and boil it?
    First you eat some salami. Then you play first-person shooter games.
  • 2
    Do you enjoy photography?
    Yes, I would like to go to Lego Land! Why thank you, mysterious elf named Frank!
    Wow. This is a really really weird test.
    Marshmallows are GODS
    I'd rather eat a donut, honestly...
    Um yes?
  • 3
    A beautiful unicorn named Qwerminschnokkin has just offered to make you Leader of the Nickels! You:
    I wonder if it's possible to get plastic surgery to look like a marshmallow?
    Go get a smoothie
    OH NO! A ZEBRA IS EATING MY TOENAILS! RUNNNNNN
    Say, "Oh thank you your majesty! Why I would love to be Leader of the Nickels! This has been my dream since I was a hatching on the Death Star!"
    *frightened now*
  • 4
    Say the first word that comes to mind when I say this sequence: Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    MARSHMALLOWS!
    Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    Two hundred forty six
    Okay...
    Um watermelon?
  • 5
    If you knew you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, which person would you want to be there with you?
    I'm gonna go chug pen ink and see if it turns my stomach blue!
    A MARSHMALLOW... named Roberto
    The Kool-Aid Man
    PENGUINS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
    Like THAT would ever happen anyway! This is dumb!
  • 6
    Do you consider yourself to be gothic?
    Actually, yes.
    Q-tips are fun to stick up your nose!
    Yeah... No.
    Haha "gothic" rhymes with "marshmallow"
    I AM BATMAN
  • 7
    Do you worship rubber cement glue?
    No?
    I ate a little bunny once.
    YES! Finally, I've met someone who shares my lifelong love! Ooh let's sing the Rubber Cement Anthem. ~Ooooh SAY CAN YOU SEEEE RUBBER CEMENT IS BETTER THAN THEE...~
    Did you know Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight? Not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
    Marshmallows are prettier than you. Always will be...
  • 8
    What is your favorite thing to do when you're bored?
    Adam Sandler's head is shaped like an egg- have you noticed?
    Play video games
    Bananas look dirty
    Eat emo kids for breakfast
    Continue working on my shrine devoted to the worshipping of MARSHMALLOWS
  • 9
    Name your brand of toilet paper.
    Marshmallows don't need toilet paper. Which is yet ANOTHER reason why you should vote MARSHMALLOW FOR PRESIDENT!
    Whatever's on sale.
    Uh Charmin?
    Switzerland makes yummy chocolate!
    The government is spying on you as we speak! Quickly, apprentice- spin around ten times to deflect their listening powers!
  • 10
    And how do you feel about that?
    Charlie the Unicorn is beautiful!
    I feel nothing but marshmallows.
    I kissed a frog. It didn't turn into a prince. It was only then that I realized that it wasn't in fact a frog at all, but some poor ugly kid in my grade. I haven't been the same since.
    Huh?
    YES. YES I DO, MR. PRESIDENT.
  • 11
    Are you into BAD BOYS? (And for the guys: are you into BAD GIRLS?)
    I like pie!
    I'm into bad marshmallows, if they exist!
    Marie Antoinette was stupid. I mean, duh! Who has hair that's like taller than the person wearing it?
    Not particularly...
    CHYEAH BABY!
  • 12
    Are you a ninja?
    Sunburn!
    No..?
    Rubber ducky, you're the one.... You make bathtime lots of fun.. OHHH rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you... BOO BOOP DEE DOO
    Can marshmallows be ninjas?
    YES I AM. S'matter of fact, I'm watching you right now.
  • 13
    Which number comes next in this sequence? 2, 4, 6, 8...?
    Marshmallows are considered a number in some countries, you know.
    10?
    Negative nail polish
    Crayola Crayons are good to eat! My favorite is Blizzard Blue.
    FERTILIZER
  • 14
    Pen is to paper as paper is to...?
    Ireland.
    I love cheese.. It's so good!
    Lipgloss
    GHETTO MARSHMALLOW GANGSTA
    Pen?
  • 15
    You have two buckets. If one is filled with five gallons, and the second is filled with eight gallons, how many buckets do you have?
    Hello Kitty
    YOU STOLE THAT FROM THE MOVIE IDIOCRACY DIDN'T YOU? TRAITOR!
    I make marshmallows in buckets
    Uhhh two?
    Let's go to the mall!
  • 16
    If Train A is traveling along the track at 46 mph, and Train B is stopped 200 miles away so the train engineer can go to McDonald's, how long will it take for the engineer to consume two Big Macs and a Coke?
    Now you do know that they don't serve marshmallows at McDonald's. Someone should sue!
    GIR is awesome! And if you don't know who Gir is I will HURT YOU
    Cotton Ball
    You can't answer that! This is so dumb!
    Do you want a loan on your car? If so call 2sgjersshfdkh! Phone lines are open with operators standing by!
  • 17
    Almost done! Now have you been answering all of the marshmallow questions?
    YES! *ashamed*
    Poppyseed muffins.
    MARSHMALLOWS ARE PIMPALICIOUS!
    Beauty school
    No.
  • 18
    Okay, LAST question: what is your favorite color?
    Bifocals
    Blue
    Seven
    MARSHMALLOWS count as a color don't they?
    56