The Totally RANDOM Quiz

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TAKE AT OWN RISK... This is quite possibly the most RANDOM quiz you have ever taken. Be strong, Obi-Wan. Eat fish paste. GUITARS!

Now you may begin.

  • 1
    What is the correct way to cook a lobster?
    First you eat some salami. Then you play first-person shooter games.
    Okay I'm seriously frightened now...
    TWELVE!
    Um.. I don't know- throw it in water and boil it?
    I like marshmallows
  • 2
    Do you enjoy photography?
    I'd rather eat a donut, honestly...
    Um yes?
    Yes, I would like to go to Lego Land! Why thank you, mysterious elf named Frank!
    Marshmallows are GODS
    Wow. This is a really really weird test.
  • 3
    A beautiful unicorn named Qwerminschnokkin has just offered to make you Leader of the Nickels! You:
    Say, "Oh thank you your majesty! Why I would love to be Leader of the Nickels! This has been my dream since I was a hatching on the Death Star!"
    Go get a smoothie
    I wonder if it's possible to get plastic surgery to look like a marshmallow?
    OH NO! A ZEBRA IS EATING MY TOENAILS! RUNNNNNN
    *frightened now*
  • 4
    Say the first word that comes to mind when I say this sequence: Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    Okay...
    Um watermelon?
    Two hundred forty six
    MARSHMALLOWS!
  • 5
    If you knew you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, which person would you want to be there with you?
    I'm gonna go chug pen ink and see if it turns my stomach blue!
    The Kool-Aid Man
    PENGUINS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
    Like THAT would ever happen anyway! This is dumb!
    A MARSHMALLOW... named Roberto
  • 6
    Do you consider yourself to be gothic?
    Q-tips are fun to stick up your nose!
    Actually, yes.
    Yeah... No.
    I AM BATMAN
    Haha "gothic" rhymes with "marshmallow"
  • 7
    Do you worship rubber cement glue?
    No?
    YES! Finally, I've met someone who shares my lifelong love! Ooh let's sing the Rubber Cement Anthem. ~Ooooh SAY CAN YOU SEEEE RUBBER CEMENT IS BETTER THAN THEE...~
    Marshmallows are prettier than you. Always will be...
    I ate a little bunny once.
    Did you know Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight? Not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
  • 8
    What is your favorite thing to do when you're bored?
    Bananas look dirty
    Eat emo kids for breakfast
    Adam Sandler's head is shaped like an egg- have you noticed?
    Play video games
    Continue working on my shrine devoted to the worshipping of MARSHMALLOWS
  • 9
    Name your brand of toilet paper.
    Switzerland makes yummy chocolate!
    Uh Charmin?
    The government is spying on you as we speak! Quickly, apprentice- spin around ten times to deflect their listening powers!
    Marshmallows don't need toilet paper. Which is yet ANOTHER reason why you should vote MARSHMALLOW FOR PRESIDENT!
    Whatever's on sale.
  • 10
    And how do you feel about that?
    I kissed a frog. It didn't turn into a prince. It was only then that I realized that it wasn't in fact a frog at all, but some poor ugly kid in my grade. I haven't been the same since.
    Charlie the Unicorn is beautiful!
    Huh?
    I feel nothing but marshmallows.
    YES. YES I DO, MR. PRESIDENT.
  • 11
    Are you into BAD BOYS? (And for the guys: are you into BAD GIRLS?)
    I like pie!
    I'm into bad marshmallows, if they exist!
    Marie Antoinette was stupid. I mean, duh! Who has hair that's like taller than the person wearing it?
    CHYEAH BABY!
    Not particularly...
  • 12
    Are you a ninja?
    No..?
    Rubber ducky, you're the one.... You make bathtime lots of fun.. OHHH rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you... BOO BOOP DEE DOO
    Can marshmallows be ninjas?
    YES I AM. S'matter of fact, I'm watching you right now.
    Sunburn!
  • 13
    Which number comes next in this sequence? 2, 4, 6, 8...?
    Crayola Crayons are good to eat! My favorite is Blizzard Blue.
    Marshmallows are considered a number in some countries, you know.
    Negative nail polish
    10?
    FERTILIZER
  • 14
    Pen is to paper as paper is to...?
    I love cheese.. It's so good!
    Pen?
    Lipgloss
    GHETTO MARSHMALLOW GANGSTA
    Ireland.
  • 15
    You have two buckets. If one is filled with five gallons, and the second is filled with eight gallons, how many buckets do you have?
    Let's go to the mall!
    I make marshmallows in buckets
    Uhhh two?
    YOU STOLE THAT FROM THE MOVIE IDIOCRACY DIDN'T YOU? TRAITOR!
    Hello Kitty
  • 16
    If Train A is traveling along the track at 46 mph, and Train B is stopped 200 miles away so the train engineer can go to McDonald's, how long will it take for the engineer to consume two Big Macs and a Coke?
    Cotton Ball
    Do you want a loan on your car? If so call 2sgjersshfdkh! Phone lines are open with operators standing by!
    GIR is awesome! And if you don't know who Gir is I will HURT YOU
    Now you do know that they don't serve marshmallows at McDonald's. Someone should sue!
    You can't answer that! This is so dumb!
  • 17
    Almost done! Now have you been answering all of the marshmallow questions?
    YES! *ashamed*
    MARSHMALLOWS ARE PIMPALICIOUS!
    Poppyseed muffins.
    No.
    Beauty school
  • 18
    Okay, LAST question: what is your favorite color?
    Seven
    56
    Bifocals
    Blue
    MARSHMALLOWS count as a color don't they?

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