The Totally RANDOM Quiz

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18 Questions - Developed by: Delaney! - The quiz is developed on: - 3.921 taken - User Rating: 2.14 of 5.0 - 14 Votes

TAKE AT OWN RISK... This is quite possibly the most RANDOM quiz you have ever taken. Be strong, Obi-Wan. Eat fish paste. GUITARS!

Now you may begin.

  • 1
    What is the correct way to cook a lobster?
    First you eat some salami. Then you play first-person shooter games.
    Um.. I don't know- throw it in water and boil it?
    Okay I'm seriously frightened now...
    I like marshmallows
    TWELVE!
  • 2
    Do you enjoy photography?
    Yes, I would like to go to Lego Land! Why thank you, mysterious elf named Frank!
    Um yes?
    Wow. This is a really really weird test.
    Marshmallows are GODS
    I'd rather eat a donut, honestly...
  • 3
    A beautiful unicorn named Qwerminschnokkin has just offered to make you Leader of the Nickels! You:
    Go get a smoothie
    Say, "Oh thank you your majesty! Why I would love to be Leader of the Nickels! This has been my dream since I was a hatching on the Death Star!"
    OH NO! A ZEBRA IS EATING MY TOENAILS! RUNNNNNN
    *frightened now*
    I wonder if it's possible to get plastic surgery to look like a marshmallow?
  • 4
    Say the first word that comes to mind when I say this sequence: Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    Okay...
    Two hundred forty six
    Ironing board, 42, water bottle, clay jug.
    Um watermelon?
    MARSHMALLOWS!
  • 5
    If you knew you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, which person would you want to be there with you?
    I'm gonna go chug pen ink and see if it turns my stomach blue!
    Like THAT would ever happen anyway! This is dumb!
    The Kool-Aid Man
    PENGUINS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
    A MARSHMALLOW... named Roberto
  • 6
    Do you consider yourself to be gothic?
    Haha "gothic" rhymes with "marshmallow"
    Actually, yes.
    Yeah... No.
    Q-tips are fun to stick up your nose!
    I AM BATMAN
  • 7
    Do you worship rubber cement glue?
    No?
    Marshmallows are prettier than you. Always will be...
    I ate a little bunny once.
    Did you know Chuck Norris sleeps with a nightlight? Not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris.
    YES! Finally, I've met someone who shares my lifelong love! Ooh let's sing the Rubber Cement Anthem. ~Ooooh SAY CAN YOU SEEEE RUBBER CEMENT IS BETTER THAN THEE...~
  • 8
    What is your favorite thing to do when you're bored?
    Bananas look dirty
    Adam Sandler's head is shaped like an egg- have you noticed?
    Eat emo kids for breakfast
    Continue working on my shrine devoted to the worshipping of MARSHMALLOWS
    Play video games
  • 9
    Name your brand of toilet paper.
    Switzerland makes yummy chocolate!
    Uh Charmin?
    Marshmallows don't need toilet paper. Which is yet ANOTHER reason why you should vote MARSHMALLOW FOR PRESIDENT!
    The government is spying on you as we speak! Quickly, apprentice- spin around ten times to deflect their listening powers!
    Whatever's on sale.
  • 10
    And how do you feel about that?
    I feel nothing but marshmallows.
    YES. YES I DO, MR. PRESIDENT.
    Charlie the Unicorn is beautiful!
    Huh?
    I kissed a frog. It didn't turn into a prince. It was only then that I realized that it wasn't in fact a frog at all, but some poor ugly kid in my grade. I haven't been the same since.
  • 11
    Are you into BAD BOYS? (And for the guys: are you into BAD GIRLS?)
    Not particularly...
    I'm into bad marshmallows, if they exist!
    I like pie!
    Marie Antoinette was stupid. I mean, duh! Who has hair that's like taller than the person wearing it?
    CHYEAH BABY!
  • 12
    Are you a ninja?
    Can marshmallows be ninjas?
    Sunburn!
    No..?
    Rubber ducky, you're the one.... You make bathtime lots of fun.. OHHH rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you... BOO BOOP DEE DOO
    YES I AM. S'matter of fact, I'm watching you right now.
  • 13
    Which number comes next in this sequence? 2, 4, 6, 8...?
    Marshmallows are considered a number in some countries, you know.
    10?
    FERTILIZER
    Crayola Crayons are good to eat! My favorite is Blizzard Blue.
    Negative nail polish
  • 14
    Pen is to paper as paper is to...?
    Lipgloss
    Ireland.
    Pen?
    I love cheese.. It's so good!
    GHETTO MARSHMALLOW GANGSTA
  • 15
    You have two buckets. If one is filled with five gallons, and the second is filled with eight gallons, how many buckets do you have?
    Uhhh two?
    I make marshmallows in buckets
    YOU STOLE THAT FROM THE MOVIE IDIOCRACY DIDN'T YOU? TRAITOR!
    Let's go to the mall!
    Hello Kitty
  • 16
    If Train A is traveling along the track at 46 mph, and Train B is stopped 200 miles away so the train engineer can go to McDonald's, how long will it take for the engineer to consume two Big Macs and a Coke?
    GIR is awesome! And if you don't know who Gir is I will HURT YOU
    You can't answer that! This is so dumb!
    Do you want a loan on your car? If so call 2sgjersshfdkh! Phone lines are open with operators standing by!
    Now you do know that they don't serve marshmallows at McDonald's. Someone should sue!
    Cotton Ball
  • 17
    Almost done! Now have you been answering all of the marshmallow questions?
    No.
    YES! *ashamed*
    MARSHMALLOWS ARE PIMPALICIOUS!
    Poppyseed muffins.
    Beauty school
  • 18
    Okay, LAST question: what is your favorite color?
    56
    Seven
    Bifocals
    MARSHMALLOWS count as a color don't they?
    Blue