The REAL Zombie Test

Developed by: JHoersten

So many of these tests are created by children with short knowledge and beliefs. This is the REAL zombie test, with realistic expectations and results.

Question 1: Zombies are...

	Scary!
	Fiction. Will never come to be.
	A very small, but viable possibility.
	A manageable problem in such an event.

Question 2: You catch wind of a zombie outbreak through the media. (Roughly 100 miles away) Your first course of action...?

	Barricade your dwelling.
	Wait until the threat arrives in your town.
	Collect supplies (food, weapons, etc) from stores.
	Pack up and move out.
	Start filling every possible container with water.

Question 3: You and your mother make it out towards the wilderness after an infestation in your town. She reveals a small bite on her ankle. What to do?

	Investigate & interrogate.
	Fetal position and cry.
	Wait until any ill symptoms present themselves.
	Bandage it up, so it will heal faster.
	Shoot her right then.

Question 4: Zombies have overrun your home! You've managed to escape, hike away, and have set up camp. Awesome! After a few days, you're awakened by a shamble...

	Knock him in the fire! He'll make for dinner later... how the table has turned!
	Shoot him in the head.
	Dispatch him through melee combat.
	Run away! Set up camp elsewhere!

Question 5: The best place to fortify for long-term survival.

	Cave in the woods
	Your 1 story ranch house.
	A prison.
	Ship in the ocean
	Grocery Store

Question 6: Magical fairy appears and will offer you ONE weapon. What luck!

	Chuck Norris
	Meat Cleaver
	Crowbar
	Machine gun
	MacGyver, a paper clip, and a rubber band.

Question 7: What do you asses to be the biggest risk in a nationwide zombie outbreak?

	Zombies! Scary!
	Lack of courage/determination to survive.
	Nature (animals, temperature, weather, etc)
	Raiders/Gangs
	Starvation/Dehydration

Question 8: Zombies have...

	Superhuman abilities. (Strength, sight, perception, etc)
	An insatiable hunger.
	Harness able work-force for today's society. Free labor!
	A slight memory of who they once were.
	Herpes.

Question 9: What to wear? We can't be fashionably retarded, can we?

	Suit of armor! Medieval style, baby
	Kevlar/leather
	Everything you can possibly wear, you'll need it later.
	What you always wear.... casual, hip threads.
	Thick wool/denim

Question 10: You've made it into the wilderness, without the dead on your tail. Great! High-five! What do you do now?

	Light a huge bonfire, so other survivors will know where you are.
	Cultivate the land
	Wait for it all to end.
	Re-populate the planet with whatever young, unwilling woman you tie down.
	Build tree houses

Question 11: Who's your preferred companion?

	Police Officer
	Nobody
	Farmer
	Carpenter
	Celebrity

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