Are your man panties too tight?

Don't be afraid boys....

Question	Yes	No

1. Are your nuts shriveled?
2. Are they wrinkled?
3. Are they sweaty?
4. Is the right one bulging out of the side?
5. Are hairs protruding through the fabric?
6. Does your sex organ appear to be smaller than usual?
7. Are your lower extremities purple?
8. Have you lost the feeling in lower extremities?
9. Is your girlfriend complaining?
10. Is your boyfriend complaining?
11. Do you know that cotton is breathable?
12. Have you lost an interest in sex?
13. Do you find the back of your panties gravitating to your crack?
14. Are your hemorrhoids acting up?
15. Can you tell you have underwear on?