What kind of mother will you be?

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Thinking about having kids but not sure if you're the motherly type? This quiz will help you decide if you should really be popping them out!

  • 1
    How do you feel about babies?
    BABIES! So cute!
    They disgust me. Pooping, screaming, squirming lumps that demand constant attention.
    I'm...hesitant to go near them. I'm a little intimidated by the energy.
    They're OK, as long as they mind their manners and don't pull my hair too hard.
  • 2
    Wait, let's go back a few steps. How do you feel about pregnancy?
    It looks pretty uncomfortable. Probably don't want to get that fat.
    It's worth it, I'm sure.
    The miracle of life! I'm honored to have the capacity to give birth.
    I'm being eaten from the inside by a parasite, growing bigger every day within me, feeding off of my energy and life force!
  • 3
    And the next step...giving birth? How does that make you feel?
    I LOVE pain!
    The blood and screaming definitely puts me off.
    The most excruciating pain imaginable. Who could possibly survive an enormous creature ripping them apart as they emerge?
    If all the mothers in the world have done it...I can too!
  • 4
    So the baby's been born. What is this like?
    Yeah, it'd be pretty tough. I don't know if I can handle changing diapers.
    My mom did it for me. I should give back to the world.
    Little baldy sucking at my nipple, screaming through the night, and making messes in new and exciting ways every day? Nope.
    It will be the joy of my life, and tending to it will be my deepest pleasure.
  • 5
    Little toddler! What does this suggest?
    I'm sure I can start them off right at an early age!
    The terrible twos are awful, so I hear.
    They just say the darnedest things, the little tykes!
    Running amok, falling in buckets, chanting nonsense and throwing tantrums. That's what they do.
  • 6
    First day of school! How do you respond?
    YES! I'm finally rid of the fiend! Shove it on the bus and maybe it'll get lost on the way back!
    I don't want to deal with the bullies and the homework.
    Time to buy back to school supplies! I should probably start making lists!
    *Sniff!* My little baby growing up so fast! The first day is such a touching moment!
  • 7
    Those teenage years! How will you deal with them?
    I'll help him/her get through these years of angst.
    She's putting on makeup! He's discovering porn! Oh, the new found freedom!
    Sulking. Bitter. Rebellious. He/She hates me and I hate him/her.
    It's getting a little harder to connect. He/she keeps taking the car out all night.
  • 8
    Oh, hey, the father up and ditched you. What do you do?
    Well, I give up. There's no way I can support this thing on my own. Send it off to the baby snatchers!
    Times are hard. I don't know how I'll pay for food now.
    I didn't need him anyway. I love my little angel more than anything else in the world.
    I'm sure I can get by on my own.
  • 9
    Let's try a scenario. Imagine you're on the phone with a very important client when your child runs up to you with a bloody nose. What do you do?
    Tell the person on the other end to wait. I have to deal with an emergency at home.
    Drop the phone and rush my beloved off to the hospital! You can never be too careful!
    Slam the door and ignore him/her. I'm on the phone! He/she can deal with it on his/her own!
    Finish the conversation and then give him/her some tissues. It's not that bad.
  • 10
    And for the final question! What are your reasons for having children.
    I adore children and I want something to love and care for.
    I just wanted to pass on my genes. I don't care what happens to the thing once it's born.
    It was a mistake, but I'll keep him/her anyway.
    I wanted to start a family, and I think this will bring some joy to my life.

Comments (10)

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Heather (57021)
42 days ago
Ha! This was on purpose, but the result was still hilarious!
For 100 % you are: You would be the sort of mother who locks her child in the car on a hot summer day. Someone is bound to take your son or daughter away and lock you up forever. Do not have children. Please, for the love of humanity, do not.
Chloe (57021)
42 days ago
I'm going to be a Beverly Goldberg..
Lana (70644)
49 days ago
Ya I'm hopefully gonna become a mom 😍 Like after 10 years 😩
Mihai (01623)
142 days ago
Heeeheeejej .. My wife did the test! Is awsome congrat!
Luna kelley (50763)
153 days ago
Ooo :-D I'm going to be a very kind heart full mom o I'm so happy I can't wait sadly I'll have to wait I'm 10 I'm a sensible about the hardship of child care, but it's probably safe to go ahead. You're a caring person who would raise a child in a positive environment . go ahead you have my permission!
Katie (86860)
441 days ago
+yandisha I got the same result and I also do believe that I will be a very good mother someday as well.
Cassie (16408)
515 days ago
Who else got the result that u will be the kind of mom who shows nude pics of their babies to strangers? (I would never do that but i got the result anyway):|
Amarish (76873)
563 days ago
I am sensible about the hardships of childcare. :)
yandisa (86852)
702 days ago
I will be a great mom one day
pholo (85252)
718 days ago
i like baby i want him