What type of Roller Coaster enthusiast are you?

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What type of Roller Coaster enthusiast are you? Find out today! Warning: If you are very easily offended, proceed with caution.

Question 1: Do you own any park merchandise?

	Do I look like I do…?
	Yes! That classic Nemesis poster and all my park maps!
	A little, a few ORP’s and a pen.
	Of course! I’m looking at my Mr. Funshine and using my Alton Towers mouse now! Heck, I can’t even see my wall for all the ORP’s.

Question 2: Do you own any park clothing items?

	Yeah, I have the classic shirts and a fair few t-shirts and coats.
	Flamingo Land don’t sell Henley’s… so NO!
	One or two items. Some of it looks okay.
	Shouldn’t this question be “Do you own any clothing items that aren’t from a park?” My wardrobe is full!

Question 3: When on internet forums, do you…

	And a forum is…?
	Check the odd one or two for half an hour or so and forget about it and head to Facebook?
	Sit there with all ten open clicking refresh ever two seconds begging for a reply to your “What is the lateral diameter and vertical speed of Nemesis” thread?
	Check about 4 to 5, put in some good posts while you chat on MSN?

Question 4: You conversations with other enthusiasts include…

	Did you see Boro play last night? Alves was great!
	It took 1,590 bolts and each train is fitted with EP-1002e wheels today.
	Vekoma did a good job here, it's pretty smooth and the loop is great!
	Eirrrrr enthusiasts... I might catch something.

Question 5: At a theme park, do you…

	Chat up the ride ops and try to get their numbers. Bugger the rides!
	Have a good time, but if you’re not riding, your queuing!
	Chill and enjoy the rides. That’s what being an enthusiast s all about!
	Make the kids cry by whoring the Dragon Coaster for that credit.

Question 6: G-Force has broken down. What do you do?

	Throw things at the engineer.
	Sigh and just wait it out.
	Moan, moan and moan again. Say that you could do a better job.
	Help the engineer and tell him at the PLC has encountered and error with the molecular transconductor.

Question 7: When talking to a none-enthusiast about theme parks. Do you…

	Ramble on, not realizing the person actually fell asleep 10 minutes ago.
	Tell them that Velocity is great.
	Insist on telling them about the time Infusion’s chain snapped and how it was solved.
	Name an interesting fact, and then shut up.

Question 8: You see some fellow enthusiast on a family outing to Pleasure Beach. Do you…

	Run away, pretend you don’t know them.
	Scream “Hello! Wow! I can’t believe you’re here! Whooooooo!” and then ditch your family.
	Greet them and take a ride on PMBO together and then part your ways.
	Say hello and chat to them briefly.

Question 9: Your hear a ride operator tell a guest that Lighwater Valley is getting a hyper coaster next year, when the Pinfari is already in the car park. Do you…?

	Laugh. You know he’s wrong but let him have his fun.
	Correct the person. Tell him that the hyper coaster is in reality a Pinshitty.
	What? Correct him and tell him that he must be more professional and say that you are going to report him for gross misconduct.
	Believe him. He works here. Must be true!

Question 10: Finally, you take a camera to Drayton Manor. Do you…

	Take enough photos for a good trip report and a few for the North Parks gallery.
	Take the odd photo of Shockwave and Apocalypse.
	Photograph everything. You even bring a 500g hard drive and tripod for all those photos…
	Film your mate happy slapping people

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