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Question 1: Someone knocks on the door, what do you do?

	Set the door on fire.
	Break the door down and chuck a picture frame at them.
	Call 911.
	Open the door.

Question 2: You are walking down the street and someone looks at you, what now?

	Run to the nearest police station and report being stalked.
	CHARGE!
	Set a picture frame on fire and chuck it at them.
	Smile and wave.

Question 3: Your dream vacation is…

	A pirate ship. ARG!
	The inside of an active volcano.
	Hawaii
	A padded cell in the middle of a highly secure area with your favorite picture frame.

Question 4: You and your family are having dinner with the new neighbor when you spill gravy all over your neighbor’s lap. You…

	Scream at them and say “IT’S ALL YOUR FAULT!”
	Set the gravy on fire.
	Run away so that they don’t kill you with their picture frame.
	Tell them you’re very sorry and offer to help clean it up.

Question 5: You like having a friend who…

	Always has access to the FBI.
	Is always there for you.
	Can set things on fire.
	Is willing to endure your picture frame chucking.

Question 6: Someone who’s heard about your party asks you why she hasn’t received her invitation. You…

	Smash a picture frame over their head.
	Say, “Oh here it is!” and promptly set it on fire.
	Tell her that you’re sorry and that you forgot it at home.
	Call the police because you swear she’s plotting against you.

Question 7: What do you do whenever you see your little sister in the halls at school?

	Set her hair on fire.
	Sabotage her and her little friends by chucking picture frames at them.
	Smile and say hi.
	Hide behind the nearest large person.

Question 8: You are bored during a long road trip. To entertain yourself you…

	Smash the windows and jump out to steal picture frames.
	Set the cars around you on fire.
	Hide in the secret compartment under the seats because the baby in the car next to you is staring.
	Read a book.

Question 9: Your assignment in art class is to draw a bird. You…

	Set the paper on fire.
	Draw a bird.
	Draw bunches of birds in cages hoping to subdue your evil art teacher.
	Draw people hitting birds with picture frames.

Question 10: You try to make friends by...

	Locking yourself in your cabin and calling 911 whenever someone comes within 200 feet.
	Chucking picture frames at them.
	Setting their hair on fire.
	Talking to them.

Question 11: Talking lawn gnomes.

	ATTAAAAACK!
	…what?
	Someone call the FBI! They’re out to get me!
	FIRE!

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