Insanity Assessment Quiz

Developed by: Nicole and Ollivia

Have you ever wondered what that voice you hear is or why people look at you like you are crazy when you try to start a conversation? If so take our insanity assessment quiz to answer these vital questions.

Question 1: You are stuck in an elevator with a stranger, how would you start a conversation?

	Smile at them and when they return your glance announce, "I have new socks on!”
	Start singing “If You’re Happy and You Know It” and wait to see if they clap.
	Glare at them. Why aren’t they starting the conversation?
	Don’t say anything they could one day be your in-law let them think you’re sane for now

Question 2: Do you hear voices, even if people aren’t in the room with you?

	Sure! He’s my best friend unlike all those people out there who don’t understand my needs
	Shut up Chuck I’m trying to take a quiz!
	“No what do you think I’m crazy?”: start sweating nervously:
	Not yet

Question 3: What’s your ideal name for a kid?

	Susan or Bob
	My name! Duh!
	Chuck Jr. (That’s what Chuck said I should put)
	Nonam`e, because all his teachers would call him no name

Question 4: If you were to learn a second language it would be:

	Chuck and I have our own language already!
	The language of love
	I don’t even understand this language
	Pig Latin! I want to talk like a piggy!

Question 5: How often do you understand what people say to you?

	I hear good
	Do animals count?
	Sorry, what?
	All the time! My friends always come to me when they have problems

Question 6: Do you talk to the television?

	Yes because they always try to go in the room where the murderer is!
	Yes but only when it answers
	What is a television?
	No it talks to me

Question 7: Your favorite pastime is:

	Hanging with Chuck
	False!
	Taking random quizzes
	Talking to the TV

Question 8: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

	I saw a woodchuck once! Or was it a giraffe?
	I don’t know Chuck what do you think?
	I have new socks on!
	8.5472 logs a day not including lunch and bathroom breaks

Question 9: If you saw a celebrity what would you do?

	I already talk to him all the time on my television
	Runaway he’s a vampire!
	Start singing “If you’re happy and you know it” to them
	Shout “JACK, YOU SURVIVED!”

Question 10: Have you ever had a vision?

	No they are more like people telling me about their lives in the thing they call television
	JACK SURVIVED!
	This quiz is a vision
	Yes

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