What Kind of Parent are You?

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Question 1: Your 7 year old daughter smart mouthed you when asked to clean up her room. How do you handle the situation?

	I clean up the room for her. It's so much easier that way.
	Simple "GET YOUR BEEP IN THERE RIGHT NOW AND CLEAN UP YOUR BEEP ROOM YOU UNGRATEFUL BRAT!"
	I take her in front of the entire family and spank her bare butt then I make her clean her room naked. .
	I break up the chore into small tasks so it isn't so overwhelming and make it into a fun game. I then praise her afterwards. I don't expect perfection.

Question 2: Your 10 year old son just farted in a very elegant restaurant! Horrors! What do you do?

	"YOU ARE DISGUSTING!"
	My little angel would never do that!
	I make sure everyone knows who farted. If my son doesn't feel humiliated, then I make him stand on the chair and admit to everyone he farted. I do whatever it takes to make sure he's embarrassed.
	I make sure to remind him to say excuse me and then we continue eating.

Question 3: Your 15 year old daughter likes to wear skimpy clothing

	That's ok.
	We talk about it and I show her she is beautiful and doesn't have to dress that way.
	"WHAT ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SLUT!"
	My daughter doesn’t do that anymore cause she did once and I spanked her bare naked in front of all her friends. It was so fun!

Question 4: At Shopko you see a father disciplining his son. However, you don't feel he is doing it right. (He was swatting his son's hand for taking a toy when told not to) What do you say to him?

	If that was my child, I would have spanked his naked butt out in the aisle where everyone could see! I wouldn't care! Humiliating your children is the way to go!
	If it was abuse, I'd pry step in. Otherwise it is none of my business.
	That is so harsh! The poor baby!
	"YOU STUPID IDIOT! DO A BETTER JOB WITH THAT STUPID BRAT OF YOURS!"

Question 5: How were YOU disciplined when you were a child?

	Discipline? Hmm what's that?
	My parents made sure to bare butt spank me all the time even if I didn't keep my butt wiped perfectly or if I didn't get straight As.
	My parents disciplined me with love and respect.
	They yelled at me over everything even if was an accident and told me I'm nothing but a stupid worm.

Question 6: You swear at your Significant Other. Your 9 year old hears you and repeats the word later. Now what?

	I do nothing.
	I keep my mouth in check and watch my language. I don't want to be a hypocrite.
	"DON'T YOU BEEPING SWEAR EVER AGAIN! YOU BEEPING MORONIC BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP!"
	I spank his naked butt cause that is the only way to rightly discipline a brat...er I mean child.

Question 7: Your son is 18 and doing drugs. He seems very sad. What do you do?

	You let him do it if it helps him feel better
	I spank his bare butt and I make sure to give them a huge lecture while making him stand naked. All in front of his peers of course.
	"DON'T EVER DO DRUGS AGAIN YOU STUPID SOB!"
	We talk about it and why it is not a good idea.

Question 8: Your 6 year old son is outside peeing on Mrs Sandies' roses!

	I put him in the naughty spot and explain to him why he was put there then have him say sorry to the neighbor.
	"YOU STUPID IDIOT!"
	Well when you gotta go, you gotta go. The roses will come back.
	I take him and spank his bare butt right there. I make sure that the neighbor sees.

Question 9: Your 13 year old daughter is picking her nose and flicking the boogers at your precious cat Snooker Boo Poo!

	I find out she is doing it cause she is bored and I help her to find more enjoyable and less gross things to do.
	"YOU DISGUSTING NO GOOD SLOB!"
	Oh well.
	I make her lick the boogers off the cat and then I give her a bare butt spanking which I video tape and use to black mail her.

Question 10: What do you think of parent's who are wimps?

	Pathetic! I think every child no matter how old they are should get a good bare butt spanking for even the most tiniest of crimes! Humiliation is the answer!
	"ONLY PARENTS WHO YELL AT THEIR KIDS ARE GOOD PARENTS! STUPID LITTLE BRATS NEED TO LEARN WHO IS IN CHARGE!"
	Wimps? We aren't wimps just cause we don't discipline our little angels!
	Parents need to have authority.

Question 11: Ok, what about parents who humiliate?

	Yes! Now that's what I'm talking about! Nothing like good naked humiliation!
	That is so cruel!
	"WHATEVER! AS LONG AS THOSE LITTLE DEMONS LEARN!"
	All humiliation does is create fear and resentment and anger.

Question 12: How about yelling?

	"WHEN I YELL AT MY KIDS THEY TREMBLE IN FEAR! IT MAKES ME FEEL ALL POWERFUL!"
	Oh my! I always use a soft tone!
	There are other ways to discipline without yelling.
	Yeh that is ok, but humiliation is the key! Why the other day my 14 year old son gave me the birdie and I spanked his naked butt in front of this huge window!

Question 13: Your two children are fighting. One is 7 and the other is 9. Both boys.

	"KNOCK IT OFF YOU MONGOOSES!"
	I bare butt spank them. It's the only way.
	I let them work it out and step in only if necessary.
	Oh well.

Question 14: Your child fell down while trying to learn to ride bike. He got a boo boo.

	I comfort him and clean the wound and praise him for his efforts and we try again another day. I don't baby him but let him know I do care he got hurt.
	I coddle him and baby him.
	"YOU STOP THAT CRYING OR I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!"
	I bare butt spank him and tell him to suck it up and try again.

Question 15: You are at Mass and your child decides to sing "The Old Grey mare" at the top of his lungs.

	"SHUT UP! WE ARE TRYING TO LEARN ABOUT THE LOVE OF GOD YOU IDIOT!"
	What a wonderful singer!
	I remind him to use his inside voice.
	I take him to the aisle and spank his bare butt in front of anyone. Now he can sing "The Young Butt Bare"!

Question 16: Your 7 year old son is singing the Diarrhea song.

	Wow! I didn't know he could come up with so many different ones!
	I ask him where he learned that song and teach him other songs to sing.
	I don't think it is funny. However, spanking his bare butt in front of others I find vastly amusing. Especially when his face turns bright red!
	"YOU ARE SICK!"

Question 17: Your children are at their Grannie's house. She has no toys or books. They decide to climb on her furniture.

	"STOP IT YOU LITTLE MONSTERS!"
	Bare butt spanking right then and there. I even take pictures and hang them on Grannie's walls.
	I find out they are bored and bring toys and books and things for them to do.
	Poor little angels!

Question 18: What is the best way to discipline?

	"YELL AT YOUR KIDS AND LET THEM KNOW HOW UTTERLY HORRIBLE THEY ARE! INTIMIDATION AND FEAR IS THE WAY!"
	I get my tips from Super Nanny.
	Humiliation. For instance my child one time lied to me about staying out late. I spanked him the next day while his friends were over and his crush I spanked him bare naked.
	I don't know what that is.

Question 19: Would you ever change how you discipline?

	As long as the kid is humiliated, no.
	"I WANT TO MAKE SURE THE BRATS ER MY KIDS ARE AFRAID OF ME ER I MEAN RESPECT ME!"
	Yes, if I found out it wasn't right or doing any good.
	What?

Question 20: Your 5 year old son just got covered in mud and walked through the house.

	I take him to the front hard and spank him all naked and muddy then I clean him and make him clean up the mess and then spank him naked again. I want to make sure everyone sees!
	I remind him of the rules which he knew not to do that and send him to the naughty spot.
	"YOU ARE A PIG!"
	I give him a bath. Poor thing!

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