Are you a chronic liar?

  1. Developed by: Chloe

This quiz is actually for my public speaking class.

Question 1: Your mom finds your report card under your bed. (Way to go, genius.) What do you say?
Uh....yeah. I didn't want you to find out, mom, so I hid it.
The crazy ninjas hypnotized me to put that under my bed because Secret Service is going to make it self-destruct, killing my beloved ones.
My mom wouldn't find it there. I gave it to her the day I got it.

Question 2: Your boyfriend wants to know how he did in football. (Yes, like you care.) He happens to be the worst player on the team. What do you say?
You couldn't help the interference. The crazy cannibal pigs were attacking you and I can understand the confusion when your head got bitten off.
I'm sorry. I didn't see you play. I was watching the people get touchdowns.
You did your best. Good job. I'm so proud of you. *Kiss*

Question 3: God forbid--your friend kills someone. And to the cops you say....
"George Clooney has brainwashed him into thinking he's Charles Manson. Yeah. You thought good old Charlie worked alone. Well, he had allies. He has allies. And they live in Hollywood."
"I don't know what happened. I'm sure it's a misunderstanding."
"They're in here! They would kill me too if you hadn't come along!"

Question 4: Okay, just out of curiosity--say you kill someone. What is your alibi?
I don't have one. I did it. I did it. I did it.
I plead insanity. SHUT UP! I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU! *twitch*
Dora the Explorer is really a cult leader. And I am her #1 follower. Any thing she says, I shall do in the name of Backpack.

Question 5: Quick question..."Do you like my hair today?"
Quick question..."Do you like my hair today?" No.
It looks you ate the moose while he was on crack and then it haunted you by growing out your head.
Well, it's very creative.

Question 6: You drop the F-bomb in class. Your response?
*Gasp. Turns around to ill-hygiene person behind you that no one likes.* "How dare you!"
"I'm sorry. It won't happen again."
"Mr. Spock has taken over my mind. Live long and prosper, well-respected educator. It's the logical thing to do."

Question 7: A friend bought you a present. A wonderful Batman action figure. You hate Batman...
"Thank you. It was a sweet thing to do."
"Batman sucks. Happy birthday to the ground." *so I threw it on the ground.*
*Throws it across the room and out the window* "Oh my gosh. The invisible flying dinosaurs! They found me!"

Question 8: Liar liar...
A liar liar has broken into my home and has kidnapped that jacket you let me borrow.
That's not nice at all.
Pants on fire.

Question 9: "Does this make my butt look big?"
"Of course not. You look decent."
"No. No butt. None at all. Here, have a cupcake."
"Yes. But no worries. Your butt is always big."

Question 10: "You're cheating on me?"
"I'm sorry."
"Let's make love."
"I love you. I won't do it again."

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