How homophobic are you?

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Are you homophobic? Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. Be truthful!

  • 1
    If you saw a dog sitting if front of a gay bar, you think...
    It is cute.
    It must be a tool... how sad.
    About your dinner.
    There are lots of dogs around... why should I stop and look at this one?
    The person who left it there is evil.
  • 2
    If your friend told you that he loves your outfit, you would tell him...
    To say it to someone else. You don't want to talk to him anymore.
    About yesterday's football game.
    That he obviously has very good taste.
    To screw himself. He is evil.
    That you are flattered, and say thanks.
  • 3
    When you were in health class, what were you thinking about?
    Ooh la la.
    This is proof that being gay is wrong, because gays can't reproduce!
    The pie in your fridge.
    So that's how Mr. Blahpoulouy (a gay guy you know) does it...
    Gays are missing out on the good stuff.
  • 4
    Your best friend is...
    Someone you admire.
    Nice.
    A hamster.
    Kind of stubborn.
    Pretty conceited.
  • 5
    If you saw a movie trailer with homosexual content, you would...
    Look away... I shouldn't taint my eyes.
    Snort and laugh.
    Look into it. It looks like an interesting story.
    Think nothing of it; it's just another movie trailer.
    Try to find the pie in your fridge.
  • 6
    If you have a child that admits he/she is gay, you would...
    Disown him/her.
    Make dinner.
    Sit him/her down for a long talk and then clarify that you love him/her no matter what.
    Be surprised, but accept it. It's not like he/she had a choice.
    Stop talking to him/her after a week of crying.
  • 7
    Should homos be allowed to marry?
    What? Did you say homogenized milk? They're not even human!
    No, should pedophiles be allowed to marry children?
    No, they will spread their disease.
    Yes, they are human, just like you and me.
    I don't know, let me think about it.
  • 8
    When you are in an elevator, what does the music make you think of?
    A dance club; the music has a great beat!
    Guys in skinny jeans and Mohawks. They have no style.
    The pie, which you were never able to find. It must have gone bad by now.
    Not much, it helps me pass the time.
    The voices are so techno and fake. 70's music is way better.
  • 9
    What do you think of the quiz?
    What quiz? Oh... the one I'm doing.
    I can't wait to see my results!
    A waste of time.
    Some of these questions are absolute nonsense! Who has this much time anyway?
    It's a quiz alright.
  • 10
    Are you a homosexual?
    How dare you ask me such a foul question?
    Yes, of course/ no, but thank you for asking.
    Do you mean me, or the pie?
    Does it matter?
    No way!

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