How homophobic are you?

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Are you homophobic? Maybe you are, and maybe you aren't. Be truthful!

  • 1
    If you saw a dog sitting if front of a gay bar, you think...
    About your dinner.
    It is cute.
    The person who left it there is evil.
    It must be a tool... how sad.
    There are lots of dogs around... why should I stop and look at this one?
  • 2
    If your friend told you that he loves your outfit, you would tell him...
    To screw himself. He is evil.
    That you are flattered, and say thanks.
    About yesterday's football game.
    That he obviously has very good taste.
    To say it to someone else. You don't want to talk to him anymore.
  • 3
    When you were in health class, what were you thinking about?
    So that's how Mr. Blahpoulouy (a gay guy you know) does it...
    Ooh la la.
    The pie in your fridge.
    Gays are missing out on the good stuff.
    This is proof that being gay is wrong, because gays can't reproduce!
  • 4
    Your best friend is...
    Kind of stubborn.
    Someone you admire.
    Nice.
    A hamster.
    Pretty conceited.
  • 5
    If you saw a movie trailer with homosexual content, you would...
    Look away... I shouldn't taint my eyes.
    Look into it. It looks like an interesting story.
    Think nothing of it; it's just another movie trailer.
    Snort and laugh.
    Try to find the pie in your fridge.
  • 6
    If you have a child that admits he/she is gay, you would...
    Be surprised, but accept it. It's not like he/she had a choice.
    Make dinner.
    Disown him/her.
    Sit him/her down for a long talk and then clarify that you love him/her no matter what.
    Stop talking to him/her after a week of crying.
  • 7
    Should homos be allowed to marry?
    No, they will spread their disease.
    I don't know, let me think about it.
    No, should pedophiles be allowed to marry children?
    What? Did you say homogenized milk? They're not even human!
    Yes, they are human, just like you and me.
  • 8
    When you are in an elevator, what does the music make you think of?
    The voices are so techno and fake. 70's music is way better.
    A dance club; the music has a great beat!
    Not much, it helps me pass the time.
    Guys in skinny jeans and Mohawks. They have no style.
    The pie, which you were never able to find. It must have gone bad by now.
  • 9
    What do you think of the quiz?
    I can't wait to see my results!
    What quiz? Oh... the one I'm doing.
    Some of these questions are absolute nonsense! Who has this much time anyway?
    It's a quiz alright.
    A waste of time.
  • 10
    Are you a homosexual?
    Yes, of course/ no, but thank you for asking.
    Do you mean me, or the pie?
    No way!
    Does it matter?
    How dare you ask me such a foul question?