A Narcissism Quotient Test (Female version)

  1. Developed by: Quizzard of Oz

Are you narcissistic? If you are, how narcissistic are you? Is narcissism always bad? Take the quiz and find out!

There's no right or wrong answer for this quiz. Recommended for over-15.

*A Male version is being developed

Question 1: My greatest virtue is
My mastery of a highly technical craft
My effortless command of attention and respect
My generosity and capacity to forgive
My highly developed intuition and humility
The ability to go straight to the point

Question 2: I feel quite strongly that most females around me
Undervalues the terrible suffering of adult men at the hands of tyrannical females
Tries too hard to appear as the supporting player in their relationship
Don't pay enough attention to victims of natural disasters
Should just pop their man's mega inflated ego already, or move on to better deals!
Ought to pay more attention to their looks if they wish to be noticed at all

Question 3: In the following scenarios, a woman MOST deserved to feel ashamed...
For selling out the invaluable joy of motherhood for selfish ego pursuits
For allowing a bridesmaid to upstage her at her own wedding
For sleeping with her cheating husband's best buddy
For switching TV channels whenever images of suffering children appear
For allowing her husband to gain thirty pounds in two short years

Question 4: My idea of "Feminine Power"
Men cannot live without constant ego massages from women
Men seeking my approval and attention, even the married ones
As the stronger sex, we women have A LOT more to give
Without a doubt, nurturing power. Presidents or rockstars, all needy little babies inside!
Doing whatever whenever for the pleasure of it

Question 5: In MY Perfect world...
I am the hottest prettiest girl who gets the richest handsomest prince
I have enough practical means to out-adopt both Madonna and Angelina
Nothing and no-one really matters; all is endless unconditional love
I have complete control of all the elements
All is well. For I own everything and everyone

Question 6: A most annoying trait in a woman...
Acting as if her underdog status alone justifies her attention monopoly
Acting like a fairy princess with absolutely no selfish human desires
Acting as if she is already one of the guys, or worse, smarter than the smart guys!
Acting as if her hyper-sensitivity to stranger's suffering itself deserves a Nobel
Acting as if she is so popular and therefore better than the rest of us

Question 7: A woman you secretly admire from a distance
Seems to have achieve a state of permanent spiritual bliss
Has mastered the high art of playing the power behind the throne
Has made time and created her own private space to do what she wants
Doesn't seem to ever display fear or hesitance
Travels private jet with trophy husband and gets interviewed by respectable magazines

Question 8: My idea of a heroic man is...
Like a king who honors the special place of his one and only queen, me
One who defends the purity of our tradition, a committed, reliable pillar of strength to his household
Truly strong enough to not take himself too seriously, who would take me seriously
One who dedicates his soul to a higher power, who would risk his own life to protect his wife and children
Competent and ambitious enough to go to war with other men to win my favors

Question 9: Polygamy
Is just job delegation to another glorified full-time housemaid. Just make sure the man could afford to PAY
Is fine - as long as Polyandry is an equal opportunity for women who need two or more husbands
Is primitive and base. Spiritual union should always be between two soul mates
Is barbaric and only possible if the barbarians are allowed into our borders
Is a silly joke but hey it also leads to a surplus of competitive horny young men, which is great!

Question 10: Women's BEST weapon against male oppression is
Ego transcendence. Spiritual discipline and divine wisdom will tame the power-hungry beast within us all
Nothing. Only the few queen bees will survive. Women as a group will continue to be their own worst oppressors
Money. Financial Independence gives women the freedom to choose
Sex. Control of the supply of the oldest commodity will keep the dogs on a leash
Education helps a great deal, but genuine self respect is the key

Question 11: Out of the following, the most EXCUSABLE is...
A mother who gives her ten year old son a hand - literally, to help relieve his hormonal tension
A mother who serves her teenage daughter high fat diet to keep household male attention all to herself
A mother who grooms her daughter into a famous superstar from age two onwards as her own retirement plan
A mother who dresses and behaves provocatively to seduce her daughter's husband
A mother who keeps her hot young lover, her ex-husband and her teenage children living under one roof to save on rent

Question 12: The highest achievement for a woman is
To be at the top of her chosen industry
To be a creator of a new paradigm
To have the most all-giving, all-forgiving heart
To be the shining torch guiding the weaker sex
To perform the great work as god's chosen one

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