What's your sexuality?

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I find many flaws with the sexuality tests on this site, they only give gay or not-gay and they're structured like tests to be passed(Straight) or failed(Gay). Here I shall offer a more accurate test listing more than just gay-not gay.

Question 1: Which is more appealing to you: male or female anatomy?

	Whatever my current lover's anatomy is.
	The opposite of me.
	Whatever anatomy I am.
	Both have their good and bad points.
	Anatomy's just anatomy, I don't really care . . .

Question 2: What are your friends mostly: men or women?

	Even mixtures of both
	I don't really care what they are.
	Mostly women(Even though I'm a man)
	I'm friends with most everyone.
	Mostly men.

Question 3: You're at a party and someone of the same sex asks you to dance. Do you accept?

	Oh no way! I'll figure out someway out of it.
	Nah, I'm not a good dancer.
	Only if I'm not too tired from dancing with practically everyone there.
	If they're cute enough definitely!
	Sure, what the heck? It's a party, might as well live a little.

Question 4: You hear someone of the same sex singing a seductive song, but you don't know for whom they're singing. how do you react?

	I go back to whatever I was doing. It's none of my business.
	I try to get closer, as they have a great singing voice. Maybe even introduce myself.
	I know this song, so i try to strike up a conversation with this person.
	Eh? Didn't notice, Futurama/Twilight was on at the time.
	I listen with interest, maybe even try to get a better look.

Question 5: You're going to the beach, and you see your friend in Speedo's/a Bikini. They're the same gender as you. Now what?

	Complement their attire, gives me all the more reason to look.
	I might glance once or twice, but otherwise spend my day normally.
	We do beach stuff? This is a weird question . . .
	Try to look as little as possible. I mean seriously, what the heck?
	Might take some notice, but that's just because we're friends and I always notice them.

Question 6: Someone of the opposite gender asks you out. you react by:

	Accept probably. They're pretty cute.
	Gently decline, as I am not interested in them.
	Only if they're nice enough about it.
	Think about it, then accept if I find them acceptable enough.
	Gently declining. I'm not ready to date yet.

Question 7: What's your opinion on sex?

	It's just fine, so long as you love the one you're doing it with.
	Not a big fan of it, especially in the media.
	Sex? It's a force of nature, and one of the best parts of life!
	It's a pretty good thing, at least in moderation.
	It's alright, just as long as the other person is gentle.

Question 8: You find a fox full of Playboys in the street. What do you do with them?

	Take them, sell some and keep a few for myself.
	Leave them there. It's wrong to take what isn't yours.
	Take them! Why let something so good go to waste?
	Borrow them for a bit, then put them back where I found them.
	Leave them there. I already have magazines that suit my tastes just fine.

Question 9: One night you and your friend, after a party or some other event, find yourselves alone. Your friend then throw their arms around you and inform you that they're in love with you. you're both the same gender. What do you say?

	"Huh, I never knew. I might need some time to think this over."
	"Whoa, sorry but no! I don't even know how it would work!"
	"Well I like you well enough as a friend, so I suppose maybe a trial date couldn't hurt."
	"I thought you'd never say anything! TAKE ME NOW!"
	"Maybe some day. But for now, no."

Question 10: You're all alone in your house and need to let off some steam, so you:

	Look up "rule #34" out of curiosity and for pleasure.
	Call my lover and invite them over.
	Do some gardening.
	Call up some friends and invite them over.
	Watch youtube videos about my favorite Shipping couples.

Question 11: What do you subscribe to:

	People
	Local newspaper.
	The New Yorker
	Vogue
	Playboy

Question 12: Final question: What do you think your sexuality is?

	I'm not sure. One minute I think I'm Gay, the next straight, it's really quite an enigma.
	Pretty sure I like guys.
	Pretty sure I like girls.
	I don't really think much about sex, so I took this out of curiosity.
	Really, does sexuality matter at all? Love is love, no matter what the gender is.

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