Do you side with the English or the Scottish?

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I'm currently a very bored Scot, sitting inside, bored, bored, bored. . . So, I decided to write a quiz about a subject I know well-- in the ongoing battle between the Scots and English, whose side would YOU be on?

  • 1
    The Battle of Floddenfield just ended. How do you feel?
    Yahoo! Par-tay!
    Outraged and sad.
    Okay as long as I got away safely.
  • 2
    What do you think about King Edward the first?
    Vile scum. . . I'd like to kill him myself.
    Truly a great man.
  • 3
    What do you think of Bonnie Prince Charlie?
    Uncouth idiot. I'm glad he got chased out of the country.
    I love him and only wish he could have gotten a more just reward for his bravery.
  • 4
    What are your favourite colours?
    Grey and beige.
    Green, blue, white, and purple.
    Red, gold, blue, and white.
  • 5
    If you were faced with the queen of England, what would you do?
    Spit at her feet.
    Fall to one knee and say, "God save the queen!"
    Stare in awe-- how does she walk with that big crown?
  • 6
    Do you think Scotland should be an independent nation?
    I'm not sure.
    Of course! The bloody English do nothing but screw up everything they touch.
    No! The Scots would never survive on their own!
  • 7
    What's your favourite Scottish clan?
    The MacDonalds or the Stuarts.
    The Campbells.
    What's a clan?
  • 8
    Where would you most like to live?
    In a castle in the Highlands, surrounded by my brave comrades.
    The Bahamas.
    In London.
  • 9
    If Rob Roy got into a fight with General John Cope, who would win?
    Rob Roy! He'd beat the pants off that sissy general.
    Indeterminate. Rob Roy is, of course, a mere Highland barbarian, but Cope was not the best example of an English soldier.
    If who got into a fight with who?
  • 10
    Last question-- what do you think about the Battle of Bannockburn?
    What's a bannock?
    A miserable failure, but we need not dwell on it.
    One of the greatest moments of history! I wish I had been there to fight in it.

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bbbboooorreedd ( 0.174 )
Posted 225 days ago
i have no idea about what's this quiz asking me about!