What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A gastro pub
    A country pub.
    Bingo.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A pimp hat.
    A tweed cap.
    A North Face hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Childish.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
    Just wrong...
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Radio 2
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Classical or nothing.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything with Velcro.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Loathers with tassels.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Speak up!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Who?
    What?
    Totally awesome, man!
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Mould.
    Bodily fluids.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.