What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Bingo.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A North Face hat.
    A tweed cap.
    A pimp hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Childish.
    A what?
    Just wrong...
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Radio 2
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Classical or nothing.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Loathers with tassels.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything by Superdry.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Speak up!
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    What?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very slowly.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Mould.
    Bodily fluids.