What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A country pub.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A tweed cap.
    A North Face hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A pimp hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
    Childish.
    Just wrong...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Radio 2
    Classical or nothing.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    DC shoes, man.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything by Superdry.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Speak up!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    What?
    Who?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Mould.
    Bodily fluids.