What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A country pub.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A gastro pub
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A tweed cap.
    A North Face hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A pimp hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Just wrong...
    A what?
    Childish.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Radio 2
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Classical or nothing.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Speak up!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    What?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Mould.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Bodily fluids.

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