What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A gastro pub
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A country pub.
    Bingo.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A tweed cap.
    A pimp hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A North Face hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A what?
    Childish.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Just wrong...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Classical or nothing.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Radio 2
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything by Superdry.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Speak up!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    What?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Totally awesome, man!
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Who?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very fast.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Bodily fluids.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Mould.

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