What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A country pub.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A gastro pub
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A pimp hat.
    A North Face hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Just wrong...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A what?
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
    Your 90's club hits album.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Classical or nothing.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Speak up!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast or slow I wish.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
    Very, very fast.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Bodily fluids.

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