What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A gastro pub
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A country pub.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A North Face hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A tweed cap.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A pimp hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Classical or nothing.
    Radio 2
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything by Superdry.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Speak up!
    How dare you pull me over!
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very fast.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Bodily fluids.
    Dog hair and mud.

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