What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A gastro pub
    A country pub.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Bingo.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A pimp hat.
    A North Face hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Childish.
    A what?
    Just wrong...
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Radio 2
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Loathers with tassels.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    How dare you pull me over!
    Speak up!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Totally awesome, man!
    What?
    Who?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very fast.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Mould.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Bodily fluids.