What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A gastro pub
    Bingo.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A country pub.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A pimp hat.
    A North Face hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Just wrong...
    A what?
    Childish.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Radio 2
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Classical or nothing.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything by Superdry.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Speak up!
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Totally awesome, man!
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    What?
    Who?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very slowly.
    Very, very fast.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    However fast or slow I wish.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Mould.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Bodily fluids.

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