What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A country pub.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A tweed cap.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A North Face hat.
    A pimp hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A what?
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Childish.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Classical or nothing.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    How dare you pull me over!
    Speak up!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    What?
    Who?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very slowly.
    Very, very fast.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    However fast or slow I wish.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Mould.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Bodily fluids.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.

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