What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    Bingo.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A pimp hat.
    A North Face hat.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Just wrong...
    A what?
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Childish.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Radio 2
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Classical or nothing.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Loathers with tassels.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Speak up!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Who?
    What?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very slowly.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very fast.
    However fast or slow I wish.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Water. I'm that boring.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Bodily fluids.
    Mould.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.

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