What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Bingo.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A tweed cap.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A North Face hat.
    A pimp hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Just wrong...
    A what?
    Childish.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
    Your 90's club hits album.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Classical or nothing.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Loathers with tassels.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Speak up!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Who?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Totally awesome, man!
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very fast.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Mould.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Bodily fluids.

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