What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
    A country pub.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A North Face hat.
    A pimp hat.
    A tweed cap.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
    Childish.
    Detrimental to tyre health.

  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Radio 2
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Anything with Velcro.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Speak up!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    How dare you pull me over!

  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Who?
    What?
    Totally awesome, man!
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very slowly.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very fast.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    What ever my lady friend is having.

  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Mould.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Bodily fluids.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.


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