What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
    A country pub.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A tweed cap.
    A North Face hat.
    A pimp hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A what?
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Just wrong...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Childish.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Classical or nothing.
    Radio 2
    Your 90's club hits album.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Anything by Superdry.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Speak up!
    How dare you pull me over!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    What?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Mould.
    Bodily fluids.

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