What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A country pub.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A North Face hat.
    A pimp hat.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Childish.
    A what?
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Classical or nothing.
    Radio 2
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Loathers with tassels.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Speak up!
    How dare you pull me over!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Water. I'm that boring.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Mould.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Bodily fluids.
    Dog hair and mud.