What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A gastro pub
    A country pub.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A North Face hat.
    A pimp hat.
    A tweed cap.
    You can't remember where you put it.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
    Childish.
    Just wrong...
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Classical or nothing.
    Radio 2
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Loathers with tassels.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Speak up!
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    What?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very fast.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Mould.
    Bodily fluids.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.

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