What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A gastro pub
    A country pub.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A tweed cap.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A pimp hat.
    A North Face hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Childish.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Classical or nothing.
    Radio 2
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Loathers with tassels.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Speak up!
    How dare you pull me over!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Who?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Totally awesome, man!
    What?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast or slow I wish.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very slowly.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very fast.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Mould.
    Bodily fluids.