What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
    A country pub.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A pimp hat.
    A tweed cap.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A North Face hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A what?
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Just wrong...
    Childish.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Radio 2
    Classical or nothing.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    DC shoes, man.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Speak up!
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    What?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very slowly.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very fast.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Bodily fluids.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Mould.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.