What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    Bingo.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A North Face hat.
    A tweed cap.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A pimp hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Just wrong...
    Childish.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Radio 2
    Classical or nothing.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Anything by Superdry.
    DC shoes, man.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Speak up!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    How dare you pull me over!
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Who?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very fast.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Mould.
    Bodily fluids.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.