What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Bingo.
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A pimp hat.
    A North Face hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Just wrong...
    Childish.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Loathers with tassels.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Speak up!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Who?
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Bodily fluids.
    Mould.