What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A pimp hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A tweed cap.
    A North Face hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A what?
    Just wrong...
    Childish.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Radio 2
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Classical or nothing.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Loathers with tassels.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything with Velcro.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    How dare you pull me over!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Speak up!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Who?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast or slow I wish.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very fast.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Mould.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Bodily fluids.
    Dog hair and mud.

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