What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A gastro pub
    A country pub.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A North Face hat.
    A pimp hat.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Childish.
    Just wrong...
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    How dare you pull me over!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Speak up!
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    What?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Mould.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Bodily fluids.

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