What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A country pub.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A tweed cap.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A pimp hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A North Face hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Just wrong...
    Childish.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Speak up!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    What?
    Who?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Totally awesome, man!
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Bodily fluids.
    Mould.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.