What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A gastro pub
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Bingo.
    A country pub.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A North Face hat.
    A tweed cap.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A pimp hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A what?
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Childish.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
    Your 90's club hits album.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Classical or nothing.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Speak up!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    How dare you pull me over!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Who?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Totally awesome, man!
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very fast.
    Very, very slowly.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Bodily fluids.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Mould.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.