What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A tweed cap.
    A North Face hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A pimp hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Childish.
    A what?
    Just wrong...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Radio 2
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Anything by Superdry.
    DC shoes, man.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    How dare you pull me over!
    Speak up!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very slowly.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Bodily fluids.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Mould.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.

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