What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A country pub.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A pimp hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A North Face hat.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A what?
    Childish.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Just wrong...
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything by Superdry.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Speak up!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very fast.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very slowly.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Mould.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Bodily fluids.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.