What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A country pub.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A tweed cap.
    A North Face hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A pimp hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A what?
    Childish.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Just wrong...
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Classical or nothing.
    Radio 2
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything with Velcro.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Anything by Superdry.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    How dare you pull me over!
    Speak up!
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Who?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very slowly.
    Very, very fast.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Bodily fluids.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Mould.
    Dog hair and mud.