What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    Bingo.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A tweed cap.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A North Face hat.
    A pimp hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A what?
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Childish.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Radio 2
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Classical or nothing.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything by Superdry.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything with Velcro.
    DC shoes, man.
    Loathers with tassels.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Speak up!
    How dare you pull me over!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    What?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Totally awesome, man!
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Who?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very fast.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Water. I'm that boring.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Bodily fluids.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Mould.