What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    Bingo.
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    A supermarket car park after dark.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A North Face hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A tweed cap.
    A pimp hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Just wrong...
    Childish.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    A what?
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Classical or nothing.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Radio 2
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Loathers with tassels.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    How dare you pull me over!
    Speak up!
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Totally awesome, man!
    Who?
    What?
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very fast.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Bodily fluids.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Mould.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.