What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A country pub.
    Bingo.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A gastro pub
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A pimp hat.
    A North Face hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Childish.
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
    Just wrong...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Speak up!
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    What?
    Who?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very fast.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Water. I'm that boring.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Bodily fluids.
    Mould.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.