What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    Bingo.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A North Face hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A tweed cap.
    A pimp hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    A what?
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Childish.
    Just wrong...
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Loathers with tassels.
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Speak up!
    How dare you pull me over!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Who?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    What?
    Totally awesome, man!
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very slowly.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    Very, very fast.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Water. I'm that boring.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Bodily fluids.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Mould.