What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

Question 1: Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
A supermarket car park after dark.
A gastro pub
A country pub.
Anywhere that you could meet women.
Bingo.

Question 2: Which of these would you most like to wear?
A North Face hat.
A tweed cap.
You can't remember where you put it.
A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
A pimp hat.

Question 3: Handbrake turns are...
Just wrong...
Detrimental to tyre health.
A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
A what?
Childish.

Question 4: What would you listen to in your car?
Your 90's club hits album.
Radio 2
What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
Soul, Funk, or Rap.
Classical or nothing.

Question 5: What would you like to wear on your feet most?
Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
Loathers with tassels.
Anything by Superdry.
DC shoes, man.
Anything with Velcro.

Question 6: The police pull you over, you say to them:
That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
Good evening officer, how may I help you?
How dare you pull me over!
Speak up!
Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.

Question 7: Ken Bloc?
Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
What?
Who?
Totally awesome, man!
Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.

Question 8: How fast do you drive?
However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
Very, very fast.
The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
Very, very slowly.
However fast or slow I wish.

Question 9: What will you drink?
Water. I'm that boring.
A glass of red wine for me please.
What ever my lady friend is having.
Bitter or maybe brandy.
Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.

Question 10: What is on the floor of your car?
Dog hair and mud.
Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
Mould.
Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
Bodily fluids.

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