What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    A country pub.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A pimp hat.
    A tweed cap.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A North Face hat.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
    Childish.
    Detrimental to tyre health.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Radio 2
    Classical or nothing.
    Your 90's club hits album.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Anything by Superdry.
    Loathers with tassels.
    DC shoes, man.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    How dare you pull me over!
    Speak up!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Who?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    What?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    Very, very fast.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very slowly.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Mould.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Bodily fluids.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.