What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A country pub.
    Bingo.
    A gastro pub
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    A North Face hat.
    A pimp hat.
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A tweed cap.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Childish.
    A what?
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    Your 90's club hits album.
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Classical or nothing.
    Radio 2
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    DC shoes, man.
    Anything with Velcro.
    Loathers with tassels.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything by Superdry.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Speak up!
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Who?
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
    What?
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Totally awesome, man!
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    Very, very slowly.
    Very, very fast.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
    However fast or slow I wish.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Mould.
    Bodily fluids.
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.