What car will suit me best?

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What car will you be happiest with? Find out with this test!

  • 1
    Where would you like to spend Saturday night best?
    A country pub.
    A gastro pub
    A supermarket car park after dark.
    Anywhere that you could meet women.
  • 2
    Which of these would you most like to wear?
    You can't remember where you put it.
    A pimp hat.
    A North Face hat.
    A baseball cat with "Type R" or "Nismo" stitched on it.
    A tweed cap.
  • 3
    Handbrake turns are...
    Detrimental to tyre health.
    Just wrong...
    A very effective way of attracting a female/showing off.
    A what?
  • 4
    What would you listen to in your car?
    What ever is on your iPhone, when you connect it to your car.
    Classical or nothing.
    Soul, Funk, or Rap.
    Radio 2
    Your 90's club hits album.
  • 5
    What would you like to wear on your feet most?
    Anything by Superdry.
    Wellington boots or good quality shoes that will last.
    Anything with Velcro.
    DC shoes, man.
    Loathers with tassels.
  • 6
    The police pull you over, you say to them:
    Speak up!
    That stain was on the seat when I got the car.
    Good evening officer, how may I help you?
    How dare you pull me over!
    Nothing. Punch them and drive off because you're that hardcore.
  • 7
    Ken Bloc?
    Totally awesome, man!
    Yeah, he's cool but that's not how I roll, bro.
    Some loud mouthed Transatlantic individual, I suspect.
  • 8
    How fast do you drive?
    However fast or slow I wish.
    The little numbers on the speed thingy are too small for me to read.
    Very, very fast.
    Very, very slowly.
    However fast the sat-nav tells me to go.
  • 9
    What will you drink?
    Bitter or maybe brandy.
    What ever my lady friend is having.
    Water. I'm that boring.
    A glass of red wine for me please.
    Red Bull, cheap cider or Larger. Sometimes all at once.
  • 10
    What is on the floor of your car?
    Dog hair and mud.
    Empty cigarette packets, ash, and McDonalds wrappers.
    Shopping bags from Superdry and Gap.
    Bodily fluids.