Voight-Kampff test questions

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The "Voight-Kampff" test is designed to distinguish androids from humans. Would you like to give it a try?

All the questions are reported from the famous book "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?" and the movie "Blade Runner".

Please don't take this test too seriously. I am just providing an example of how difficult (and maybe impossible) it is to define a human.

  • 1
    It’s your birthday. Someone gives you a calfskin wallet. How do you react?
    I wouldn't accept it.
    I would appreciate it.
    Thank you for the wallet.
  • 2
    You’ve got a little boy. He shows you his butterfly collection plus the killing jar. What do you do?
    That's nice, but why don't you keep the killing jar for yourself?
    Oh lovely.
    I take him to the doctor.
  • 3
    You’re watching television. Suddenly you realize there’s a wasp crawling on your arm.
    I scream, and grab the closest thing near me (Which happens to be a can of sunscreen) And beat the hell out of it.
    I kill it.
    I swap it away.
  • 4
    You're reading a magazine. You come across a full-page nude photo of a girl/guy. You show it to your husband/wife. He/She likes it so much, he/she hangs it on your bedroom wall. The girl/guy is lying on a bearskin rug.
    I wouldn't let him/her.
    I would take it down.
  • 5
    You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on it's back. The tortoise lays on it's back, it's belly baking in the hot sun, beating it's legs trying to turn it'self over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
    I don't know why I would flip a turtle in the first place.
    What is a tortoise?
    What do you mean, I'm not helping?
  • 6
    Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about your mother.
    Warm voice, cookies.
    My mother... I'll tell you about my mother.
    Music. Love. Summer. Sun. Books. Movies. Friends. Laughter.
  • 7
    You become pregnant by a man who runs off with your best friend, and you decide to get an abortion.
    What do you think I do with my boyfriend?
    I would never do an abortion.
    Ok, I think there's a first time for everything.
  • 8
    One more question: You're watching a stage play - a banquet is in progress. The guests are enjoying an appetizer of raw oysters. The entree consists of boiled dog stuffed with rice. The raw oysters are less acceptable to you than a dish of boiled dog.
    Not true.
    I wouldn't eat boiled dog!
  • 9
    The test is over. How many answers you think were given by machines?
  • 10
    Thank you for participating! How did you like the test?
    (this extra question is not affecting the results)
    It was fun!

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Posted 284 days ago
"not affecting the results".. ohh I won't fall in that trap, human!