Are you a loser?

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12 Questions - Developed by: Goddess Alex - The quiz is developed on: - 9.301 taken - User Rating: 2.44 of 5.0 - 9 Votes

So, you've come to find out if you're really a loser? You must have some indication that you are, let's see how big of a loser you are.

  • 1
    Are you a virgin?
    Does my hand count?
    Yes
    No
  • 2
    Do you pay to talk to hot girls, and or pay for any female interaction?
    No
    On occasion
    Yes, frequently
  • 3
    How many times per day do you jerk your dick to porn/female pictures?
    Never, I'm Chaste
    Once
    More than once
  • 4
    When did you last have sex?
    More than 3 months
    1-2 months
    Less than a week
    Never
  • 5
    Are you overweight?
    No
    Getting there
    Yes
  • 6
    How many girlfriends have you had?
    1-4
    5-10
    None
  • 7
    Are you currently single?
    Does a blow up girlfriend count?
    Yes
    No
  • 8
    How much money is in your savings and checking?
    5-15k
    15-30k
    I'm rich
    30-100k
    Less than 5k
  • 9
    What's the average size of your dick?
    2-4 inches hard (small)
    I have no penis only a manclit
    1-2 inches hard (extra small)
    4-6 inches hard (laughable)
    7-9 inches hard (adequate)
  • 10
    How much time do you spend on femdom sites per day?
    2-5 hours
    All day
    A few times per week
    1-2 hours
  • 11
    Do you cross dress?
    Once in a while
    Any chance I get
    Never
    Every few weeks
  • 12
    How would you rate your life overall?
    I feel like a loser all the time
    I need help
    I'm a pathetic depressed waste of oxygen
    Boring and unsatisfying
    Happy, successful never better