Which member of Everything Is Everywhere are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Everything is Everywhere - Developed on: - 1.479 taken

I guess you've been wondering - and fair enough, why wouldn't you? - which member of international writing / storytelling / performance collective Everything Is Everywhere you most resemble? There's a little bit of Jess Bellamy, Ira Gamerman, Siobhan O'Loughlin and David Finnigan in all of us - but maybe you're more David than Jess, more Siobhan than Ira, or just all out Bellamy all the time.

There's only one way to find out: and luckily, it's fun and doesn't take long. What it does require, though, is that you take a good look inside yourself. Are you ready?

Whatever happens, we're on your side. Let's do this like a prison break, yo.

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    Your lover says that they can't be with you any more because they don't trust that you'll be there for them when they need you.

    Do you...

    Argue. Insist. Prove them wrong. Go crazy trying to prove how much you'll be there for them. Push and push and push until they finally give in, then realise that you don't even love them, you just wanted to win them back to prove you could.
    Give them a hug and a kiss. Say goodbye. They're probably right.
    You got a better question for this supposed "LOVER": CAN I TRUST YOU? WILL YOU BE THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEED YOU? You think the near-perpetual stream of witty banter, mix cds, emotional support, and cunnilingus that you're enjoying comes for free? WHAT ABOUT MY NEEDS?
    Say you understand. (You don't understand). You'll let them move on. (You won't. You'll haunt them forever. They'll never have anyone better than you).

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