Do you think you know Santa?

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Do you think you know Santa? Test it here! Is he what he looks like or is he a monster that's hating children?

  • 1
    Do you get presents on Christmas?
    Yes, I get presents from my parents:)
    No! I never get presents, even when I was four! Stupid Santa, why, why, why, why are you hating me so much?
    Yes of course, Santa gives me presents! Always!
  • 2
    What do you think about Santa's clothes?
    I've never seen Santa before, because HE'S NOT REAL!
    I like them, they are so beautiful!
    I hate them, he always wear the same stupid dress!
  • 3
    Does Santa like children?
    No, he hates them! He's crazy, so, he thinks that presents makes kids cry! That's why it's always cold when he brings presents
    He loves children!
    I don't know, he's not real, people!
  • 4
    Does he have a wife?
    No, witch woman want to live with someone that's not real?
    Yes, a donkey
    Yes, of course! She's a lovely woman!
  • 5
    Santa goes to the "Forest-drink" and he drinks...
    What in the hell is the "Forest-drink"?
    A glass of human blood
    A cup of coffee
  • 6
    Where does he gets the presents from?
    He steals the toys from the toyshop, of course!
    Santa and his elves make them in the North Pole.
    The parents buy the presents!
  • 7
    What is Santa?
    A monster!
    A figment, you stupid *****
    A good man!
  • 8
    Do you like Santa?
    I don't believe in him
    No, I hate him!
    Yes, of course, he's the best and so cool!
  • 9
    What are Santa's deers?
    They are demons and slaves!
    Magic deers!
  • 10
    Did you like this test?
    Yes, I like it!
    No! Santa's gonna kill me because I know he's secret identity!
    No, it's stupid

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jessa ( 8.166 )
Posted 25 days ago
i like quiz because i love the question.
kate ( 02.91 )
Posted 229 days ago
This quiz gave really mean answers it called me stupid
Leah ( 46.59 )
Posted 252 days ago
He is real so yeah he isn't a monster­čś▓­čś▓
Edna ( 7.213 )
Posted 305 days ago
Santa is really bad I thought he was good