How Turkish are you?

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12 Questions - Developed by: Amy - Developed on: - 3.927 taken

Discover how strong your Turkish side is with our short quiz.

  • 1
    International sports events are
    A matter of life and death
    Deadly dull
    OK when there's nothing else to do
  • 2
    Coffee should be made
    In a cafeteria
    In a saucepan
    In the sink
  • 3
    The best insult you can muster is
    You spawn of a donkey!
    You empty-headed animal food trough wiper!
  • 4
    When you enter someone's house the first thing you do is:
    Wipe your hands on the curtains
    Take your shoes off
    Comment on the weather
  • 5
    When you encounter baklava do you
    Call the police, immediately
    Eat it for dessert
    Wear it on a cool day
  • 6
    You fly home. Who's waiting at the airport?
    No one. You catch a bus home.
    Your closest 25 relatives.
    Your best friend.
  • 7
    What's for breakfast?
    Olives, cheese, tomatoes and bread.
    Scrambled eggs on toast.
    I don't eat breakfast.
  • 8
    You call older people:
    Aunt or uncle
    Sir or madam
    Hey you!
  • 9
    The evil eye is:
    A talisman against evil
    A Turkish rock band
    What you give to traffic wardens
  • 10
    A moustache is
    Always a laughingstock
    Cool in a hipstery way
    Always in fashion
  • 11
    Tossing your head back while clicking your tongue means:
  • 12
    You're hungry after a night out. You reach for:
    Last week's leftover Chinese
    A kebab, the greasier the better
    A bowl of soup (preferably containing intestines or brain)

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