How Old Are You?

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Ok you could be 100 for all we know. However, how old are you really?

  • 1
    You and your friend are going to do something fun together. What are you going to do?
    We are going to play Bingo and get down to Old Gospel Hymns.
    We are going to play dollies/Cops and Robbers!
    We are going to the mall/play video games for the entire night while listening to Heavy Metal.
  • 2
    You are at a restaurant. You are going to order something. What restaurant are you at and what do you order?
    I have my food delivered to me. I am having squash and hot tea.
    McDonald's! Happy Meal!
    Pizza Hut. A huge meat lovers for the party I'm having tonight. No...make that FIVE! PARTAY!
  • 3
    Oh no, you didn't get your way. How do you react?
    Nooo! Nooo! I wanna stay in the pool longer! Noooo! I hate you! Meanie!
    Goodness gracious!
    WTH? This sucks man!
  • 4
    You have a heaping pile of vegetables on your plate. What do you do?
    Give me some more boiled spinach darling! Delicious!
    Yucky! Nooooo! *Stuffs under napkin*.
    Ugh do I HAVE to eat this! *Picks at it and eventually eats only the most tolerable*
  • 5
    Describe your teeth.
    Some are falling out.
    What teeth?
    Very useful and somewhat yellow.
  • 6
    You see a child what do you think?
    Oh great it's another annoying little kid!
    Oh how precious!
    Let's play duck duck grey duck!
  • 7
    What is your favorite pet?
  • 8
    How many toys/stuffed animals do you have?
    I have a few. I don't want my friends to think I'm a total loser!
    My room is covered!
    I have just one little dolly/tractor that I keep in a chest.
  • 9
    What is one thing you say a lot?
  • 10
    What words do you say when you cuss?
    Dagnabit! Horse feathers! Lizard lickers! Crimeys!
    Poopy! Diaper face! Stinky butt! Doo doo head!
    F*ck! Sh*t! B*tch! etc.

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shawny ( 43.37 )
Posted 109 days ago
These questions were funny but so obvious! And pretty stereotyped.