What kind of student are you?

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10 Questions - Developed by: R fells - Developed on: - 3.863 taken

  • 1
    What is your work ethic?
    There's always tomorrow morning
    Does the bare minimum to pass
    I love revision, I have no friends and my flatmates think I'm a twat
    Might as well have gone to bath spa
    The hot guy from Aladdin
  • 2
    Preferred alcohol
    Grey goose vodka
    The cheapest obviously dickhead
    I don't drink because I'm a better person than you
  • 3
    How much do you spend a week?
    I don't know I use daddies credit card
    Depends how many times I've been to allsaints
  • 4
    Which best describes your course?
    I'm doing a proper degree actually, I'll have a proper job. I'm an arsehole
    It doesn't matter I'm a uni
    My course suits me and I'm happy
    I have a metric fuck ton of work and I'm doing quizzes online
    Everyone makes fun of my course, even languages students
  • 5
    What are your eating habits?
    Waitrose: only the finest fresh fish and cheeses, with a glass of wine
    Vegan: and better than you because of it
    I've eaten 6 packets of bourbons in 4 days
    I'm turning into pasta
    What is an oven? Microwave 4 life
  • 6
    Which housemate are you?
    The one who smells of weed
    The posh wanker everybody hates
    The best dressed by far
    The one who doesn't give a shit
    The hot guy from Aladdin
  • 7
    Which situation best describes you?
    Your chicken is 6 days past its sell by but you eat it anyway
    Politics soc and croquet club clash today:(
    Daddy bought me the wrong colour pony
    I've got 3 bottles of vodka, but no food
    I got 3 hours sleep in the past week *stands up, blacks out*
  • 8
    Choose one option
    Free food
    The hot guy from Aladdin
    Only the best silverware
    Ill pour beer over you and set you on fire
    Filet mignon
  • 9
    How much sleep do you get?
    I dream of my pony
    What is sleep?
    Why are there two of you and why are you questioning me?
    Not enough
    I get 11 hours a day, and feel refreshed, I'm a cunt
  • 10
    How many lectures do you attend a week?
    All of them and more, I was raised better than you
    The lecture I go to are shit so why bother
    Lectures smectures
    I skipped lectures to practice dressage
    I try I really try:(

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