How deep in the Friendzone are you stuck, bro?

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The Friendzone-- An enemy to true gentlemen all over the World Wide Web. No god's blessing will allow you to escape. Upvote on le reddit plz.

  • 1
    When tipping your fedora to her, how high above your eyebrows does the brim of your classy hat descend?
    I would never tip my hat. Chivalry is for beta white knight nice guys.
    Low enough to disguise my longing stare.
    What? I don't have a fedora. #obeyhat #swaggggg
    Higher than snoop.
    Low enough for her to notice.
  • 2
    Do you treat her with the honor and grace of a chivalrous gentleman?
    WTF is chivalry?
    No-She's too shallow.
  • 3
    What would you get her for her birthday?
    His and Hers fedoras-- the most intimate relationships are united by true euphoria.
    Nothing. Nice guys finish last. Every man for himself in this economy. Ron Paul R3volution!
    Football tickets- Alpha male$ only
    Mountain Dew and Doritos-- the most romantic dining experience possible
    Linden dollars on Second Life- Hit me up at Fedorito$xxx
  • 4
    Would you be her White Knight in an internet argument?
    Absolutely. She has to know that I'm always there for her.
    I've white knighted before. It doesn't work. 52 years old and still a virgin. Single and ready to mingle. ;)
    Of course not. White Knights are betas who have been brainwashed by misandry.
  • 5
    Do you wear casual attire around her?
    My Second Life character only wears battle armor, even when she is on the server.
    No, I'm not a filthy casual. Swag is for boys. Class is for men.
    Yes, I think she'll dig the socks and Sperrys.
  • 6
    Have you fished for compliments from her?
    No, but I always Like her FB photos.
    No. I'm an Alpha Male. I don't need compliments to feel good about myself.
    All the time.
  • 7
    Have you ever accidentally Liked an FB photo of her from five years ago?
    I Liked it with my left hand. ;)
    It wasn't an accident.
  • 8
    How euphoric is she around you?
    She smiles at me sometimes, I guess.
    No- but she is around this unenlightened football skrubl0rd who will never know how a true gentleman treats a lady.
    I'm not really "around" her in the traditional sense because we only know each other on Second Life.
    She is truly euphoric. My passionate and convincing arguments against religion allow her to be enlightened by my intelligence.
  • 9
    How often do you see her?
    I see her every day, but I don't think she sees me.
    I avoid her as much as possible. An Alpha Male keeps his distance from his prey. xD xD xD
    Every day, because she's my sister.
    Once a week, maybe?
    I've never "seen" her, but I talk to her online every day.
  • 10
    Who else is usually there when the two of you hang out?
    I keep a friend around for moral support / as a wingman.
    We don't hang out. Misandry = REAL.
    Multiple other Second Life users are usually on the server.
    Nobody. An Alpha Male doesn't let anybody get between him and dat a$$ xD xD xD
  • 11
    Where did the two of you meet?
    We're related xD xD xD
    At school.
    On Club Penguin, like all true Alpha Males. ;)
    On Reddit.
    On Second Life.
  • 12
    On a scale of 1-5, how dead is chivalry?
  • 13
    Do you regularly find yourself a victim of misandry?
    Sometimes, it's really inescapable for men in modern society.:(
    I am an Alpha Male, and I am capable of defending myself from misandry. xD xD xD
    Misogyny is the real issue.
    Yes. It's real, and it's dangerous.
  • 14
    What do the two of you talk about?
    Does replying to reddit posts count?
    I'm too shy to talk to her.:(.
    Deez nuts (gottem) xD xD xD
    Talking is for betas.
    Our enlightenment.
  • 15
    In what place do Nice Guys finish?
    3rd (3 sides to a triangle- Nice Guys=Illuminati confirmed!)
    Last. Alpha all the way! xD xD xD
    Nice memes- not nice guys
    A position is not an accurate measure of one's true intelligence. Wake up, sheeple!

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