Are you LESBIAN?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Mrs. Goldfarb - Developed on: - 48.615 taken - User Rating: 2.38 of 5.0 - 8 Votes

A quiz that is 10,000% necessary to determine what your sexuality (which is eternal and unchanging and always evident just like Leviticus) really is. 10,000% is pretty science-y, so you could, and, in fact, SHOULD take its word as gospel.

  • 1
    OMG, you're at this bitchin' party and this total hottie approaches you and is MAJORLY FLIRTING and you're, like, so into it. Describe the hottie:
    The hottie can be a man or a woman. It doens't matter, so long as he or she is HAWT.
    The hottie is a woman.
    The hottie is a man.
    What? Where is this party anyway? Is there more than one hottie? Is the food free? Is there an open bar? TELL ME YOUR SECRETS, QUIZ PARTY INVITATION!
  • 2
    Ok, describe your footwear. JUST KIDDING OMG calm yourself, Iago.

    Are you a female who experiences romantic love or sexual attraction to other females and not to males?
    Hell yeah!
    No, give me peen or... well, just give me peen.
    I do love the ladies, but I'm not ready to swear of the studs.
    My shoes are black and held together with electrical, or as my grandmother calls it 'gaffer', tape.
  • 3
    For realsies, I'm pretty sure the last question would be pretty conclusive in telling you if you're a lesbian or not, so from here on I'm reaching for material.

    Do you like boobies?
    I like mine. I don't want them on my partner.
    'Realsies' isn't a word.
    Yes. Both mine and another girl's, whatever they may look like.
    I love boobies! Even if they're on a guy. Or girl. Whatever. Woohoo!
  • 4
    Ummmmmmm are you a lesbian?
    I came here because Nancy said there's be fries, but there are no fries.
    I'm bisexual.
    I'm heterosexual.
  • 5
    So do you like beanbag chairs?
    Ehh... sure. I like women and men!
    Like... sure? I like men.
    Sometimes. Also, I like women and not men.
    Fuck yeah I do. And pizza and video games and I like in my mom's basement. She's making meatloaf tonight.
  • 6
    Oh, here's one I stole from another quiz.

    Your bestie comes out of the closet to you and confesses her love to you- she' a girl, you're a girl. I have no other information for you, but what's your reaction?
    If I'm into her, I'd be pumped on account of I'm attracted to her and we'd be sexy ladies with mutual attraction. If I wasn't into her, I'd be a decent human being and be supportive of her coming out.
    If I'm into her, I'd be pumped on account of I'm a lesbian and we'd be two lesbians with mutual attraction. If I wasn't into her, I'd be a decent human being and be supportive of her coming out.
    I like puppies.
    Even though I'm not into the ladies, I'd be a decent human being and be supportive of her coming out.
  • 7
    What kind of nightwear do you wear?
    I wear heterosexual pjs.
    I wear bisexual pjs.
    Chanel No. 5.
    I wear lesbian pjs.
  • 8
    What is your favorite meal?
    Muffins, fish tacos, the ol' puss puss.
    Pigs in a blanket, muffins, hot dogs.
    Wieners, sausage, bratwurst.
    I'm so hungry.
  • 9
    Is being gay easier than being straight?
    No. Or maybe. I have made that joke about 'becoming a lesbian' before I understood that that isn't a thing.
    No. Women are hard to figure out.
    I like to give big hugs but not ringworm. Ew.
    I don't know if it's easier, but if you like both genders, you have a lot more choice... or whatever. This is the bisexual answer.
  • 10
    Thank-you, tiny Puppy Jesus in the sky, this is the final question so, here you go-

    You feel ______ about lesbians.
    I reel inspired about lesbians. Or... by lesbians. How can somebody only like one gender?
    I feel good about lesbians. Yay lesbians!
    Was there some mention of tacos? Or burgers? I'm paying attention now.
    Um... depends on the lesbian? I may date her if I like her and she likes me...?

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lol ( 5.169 )
Posted 40 days ago
40% lesbian
40% bi
20% ?
0% straight
meme ( 75.75 )
Posted 82 days ago
Im a LESBIAN yayy so happy
Nina ( .19.2 )
Posted 102 days ago
I am 30% lesbian but I could've sworn I was more...
Annabella ( 2.129 )
Posted 102 days ago
Brooke ( 4.211 )
Posted 130 days ago
Yes I am lesbian!!!!😊🤗🤗 and proud
Caity ( 4.205 )
Posted 166 days ago
Theres nothimg with D!!A!M!!N!!
Caity ( 4.205 )
Posted 166 days ago
Szoe ( 7.132 )
Posted 194 days ago
I felt this quiz was over the top, [BEEP]ic, and rather childish. Understanding this is just for fun, the language is rather rude and uneducated. Most of the questions can be summed up with this one: Are you a Lesbian or not? Dreadful, utterly dreadful. Indeed the very worst quiz I've ever seen.
aperson ( 5.199 )
Posted 284 days ago
hella yes that is what i thought i had a [BEEP]y boyfriend who turned out to be gay after i spent a year at a different school now i understand and hes not such a [BEEP] any more :P