Are You a Gopher

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10 Questions - Developed by: Jazie - Developed on: - 759 taken

What's the point of making an intro? No one's gonna read it. YOU DON'T HAVE A LIFE!

  • 1
    Do you have a really short attention span, too?
    IS THAT A BUTTERFLY!
    *Stare*
    YAAAS!
    Are you kidding? This quiz is gonna take 5mins!
    Of course not, that's ridiculous!
  • 2
    Are you growing fur all over your body? Do you happen to whistle every time you make the "S" sound?
    Fur everywhere? EWWW!
    Ye*shhh*
    *PHLLLL PHHHHHLLLL* Whistle?
    Is that what that is...
    *Stare*
  • 3
    Do your teeth grow rapidly until they're the size of... something, you know, big for teeth?
    This quiz is SOOO dumb!
    EWWWWW!
    I*SHHH* that why I'm whi*SHHH*ling *SHH*ow much?
    *Stare*
    They're about as big as... something big for teeth.
  • 4
    Do you like nibbling things like wood?
    *GULP*
    Let's get this over with!
    Ye*SHH* ther'*SHH* way thoo much in mly moufth.
    Eww! Wood is not chocolate!
    *Stare*
  • 5
    Do you ever have the urge to scratch your ears with sticks?
    Is this over?
    ALL THE TIME!
    *Stare*
    Yes, and my legs, and my eyes, and my lips, and my...
    Not with sticks!
  • 6
    Have you ever dug a burrow and slept in it?
    *Stare*
    Does it count if I used blankets?
    Is it over?
    Oh they're so comfy when you pad it with leaves!
    EWW! EWW! EWW! And again EWW!
  • 7
    Do you have an extremely strong attraction to shiny things?
    I love shiny things! especially washers and tin foil and...
    IS THIS QUIZ EVER GONNA END!
    *Stare* (at the shiny thing)
    Shiny things are... shiny, I guess.
    I DON'T CARE.
  • 8
    TTT TTT T T T TTT TT!
    *Stare*
    WHAT!
    It's pronounced *TTT T TTT T T TT*
    Pickle
    THIS IS THE DUMBEST THING EVER!
  • 9
    Pickles, poop, or apples?
    Pickles!
    *Stare*
    UHH! I'm so done!
    APPLES!
    EWW!
  • 10
    And finally, are you excited that this quiz is over?
    YEP, I'M BACK!
    Idk, I guess.
    I was right! It took 5 minutes exactly!
    *SHH*ure.
    YAAS! It's over!

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