Are you a pineapple?

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10 Questions - Developed by: Beep - Developed on: - 576 taken

Many people think they are pineapples, but are you really?

  • 1
    Are you yellow/brown/green?
    No... I'm blue
    Sometimes ;)
    I like pineapples
    Yes. I'm a pineapple
  • 2
    Can you move?
    If no one helps me, only with gravity
    Of course you silly apple pen
    I send electromagnetic signals to my wheelchair
    My mom never thought me how to
  • 3
    Will you be eaten some day?
    If I'm not burned then yes.
    No. I'm made of steel.
    Why am I on a dinner table? Hello?
    Life sucks anyway
    People like my taste ;)
  • 4
    How are pineapple babies made?
    I don't care. This is a boring test.
    My mom never thought me.
    The pineapple meets the dirt and if they get along well, he puts his seeds in it.
    Shhh! There're kids here!
    I'm yellow
  • 5
    What's is your worst fear?
    To be eaten.
    That this, that I'm living now, is life, and it will never get more than this...
    I have no fears
    To rotten in the dirt
  • 6
    Is this the 6th question?
    Did you now six in Swedish is sex? ;)
    Is it? Damn... I'm already sick at this.
    I can't read. I'm a pineapple.
  • 7
    How would your friends describe you?
    I have no friends
    As a pineapple
    Um.. totally have a crush on Ed Sheeran, likes horses, watches pretty little liars every day.
    Heart of steel
  • 8
    Use your secret pineapple powers to pick the option with the most points.
    This one
    This one
    This one
    This one
    This one
  • 9
    Have you ever worried you might be appropriating pineapple culture?
    This test is triggering
    I mean I sexually identify as a pineapple but I was born on a farm. I still wear leaf crowns. Is that appropriation?
    I can't appropriate my own culture duh
    I do that a lot
  • 10
    What do you think you will score on this test?
    I already know I'm a pineapple by soul
    Umm... The people at the dinner table are getting knives... Please help me
    Honestly I have no clue what so ever

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