Is the government watching You???

Yes, I know. Why would the feds watch boring losers like us? Well, I dunno. Just take the test.

Question 1:Are there black cars parked outside your house?
No, but there is a white van
No, but the blinds nextdoor keep being opened by a mysterious hand
Yes! All the time!
What? Where am I?
No
Question 2:Do people in trenchcoats follow you?
I think so
No, that's my sister
Yes! All the time!
Yes, and I bit them yesterday
No
Question 3:Are there cameras in your house?
How would I know?
No
I hope not
Yes!
I'm not sure....
Question 4:Are your phones bugged?
No
Yes!
Maybe
No, I just called Terminix
Sometimes
Question 5:Do people call you at night and threaten you?
Yes! All the time!
No
Perhaps.
No. That's my sister
No, that's my cat. He talks to me.
Question 6:Are you paranoid?
No
Of course not
A little
Sometimes
Yes!
Question 7:Do helicopters regularly follow you?
Yes!
I think so
No, that's my sister
What kind of a question is this? Who you been talkin' to, eh? Eh?
No
Question 8:Has you bank account been frozen repeatedly?
Once.
Yes! All the time!
No...that's my husband
Yes, but the cat did it
No
Question 9:Have you ever been interrogated
Yes! All the time!
Sometimes...no
Gee, I wish
No, that's my date's dad
No
Question 10:Have you been abducted by aliens and had your memory erased?
Well if my memory was erased I wouldn't remember would I?
I can't remember....
Yes! All the time!
No, I wish
No

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