Which Billy Madison character are you?

Everyone has seen Billy Madison, Adam Sandler's best movie yet. (If you haven't, YOU LIVE IN A CAVE!!!!) This classic film features quirky characters that are a part of all of us. Take this quiz to find out which one you relate to most!

Question 1:Which ensemble in your closet could you never live without?
I am very fond of all my brightly colored clothes! I don't think I could ever choose between them...
My brown dress and bonnet, duh!
My little black dress.
Clothes are much too restrictive--I'd much rather be in the nude.
On an everyday basis, I like to wear a suit and tie, but on special occasions, I break out the purple and green body suit, accesorizing with a mask.
Question 2:Everyone has a secret habit! What's yours?
I use unique facial remedies.
I have bladder control problems.
I sing uncontrollably in the shower.
I drink with little umbrella's in my glass...ALL THE TIME!
I sit on people's heads and suffocate them.
Question 3:Who is the love (or lust) of your life?
I have a fettish for clowns.
Even though I curse him around other people, I really can't resist that Sasquatch.
Anyone I can take my shirt off for.
I like blonde women, but when they're taken, big-boned bus drivers really flip my lid!
I want Billy Madison.
Question 4:What is your favorite method of exercise?
I am very good at the ancient dances of china.
As a tour guide, I walk approximately three miles each day.
After cooking and cleaning all day, who has time for exercise?
I am a very good runner--people on golf carts cant even keep up!
I swim with big inflatable lobsters.
Question 5:What kind of music do you normal listen to?
Old sing-along songs!
Church hymns.
I'm not much of a music person, but if I had to pick, it would be Hawaiian music.
Hard core rock baby! The kind you hear when you watch pro-wrestling!
Question 6:We all have to die someday--how do you want to be remembered?
As a special person. We're all special.
I want people to remember how cool I am--I'm the next Miles Davis!
I want people to remember my good soup.
As a pimp.
I want to be remembered as an excellent leader...well if it's by the kids anyway--anyone can go ahead and remember me as 'the revolting blob'...oops, did I let that slip? I mean to say 'a revolting SLOB'.
Question 7:What kind of pet do you own?
A puppy named Happy.
A horse.
I don't have a pet, but if I did, it would be a wild mustang--those animals can be one piece of work, alright.
A fish. Yummm....
I don't have a pet either, but if I did, it would be a seal, because they have flippers, and I enjoy wearing flippers.
Question 8:What is your favorite color?
Bright red and blue--the colors of my make-up!
I like neutral colors that you find in nature.
silver--the color of mercury in a thermometer.
I like black and white.
I can't decide between purple and green.
Question 9:Which article of clothing or accessory do you think brings out your best feature?
My fake eyelashes and colored pasta necklaces make me feel so special...like giving a hug to someone...
well, I don't know about my clothing, but my horse's has always fascinated me. What is a horseshoe? What does a horseshoe do? Are there any horse socks?
My white apron and hat, naturally.
I told you already, I don't wear any clothes!
My shiny purple cape.
Question 10:If you could take any vacation you wanted, where would the dream destination be?
The woods, where I might find Happy the puppy.
I would see a Miles Davis concert.
Anywhere with indoor plumbing would be a treat for me!
The South Pole.
I'm not comfortable sharing my get away with you...I go there when I don't want people to know where I am.

This Quiz has been designed by Shelley.