What kind of food product are you?

This quiz is designed to tell you which kind of food product you most closely resemble...so have fun and don't get offended!

Question 1:How would you describe yourself?
Moody
Outgoing
Fun-loving
Grumpy
Pain in the ass
Question 2:What is your favorite color?
Green
Red
Yellow
Orange
Pink
Question 3:If someone had all of the following 5 qualities which would make you want to hurt them the most?
Annoying
Really really nice
Someone who helps old people cross the street
Thugs
Loud and outspoken
Question 4:What are your feelings on old people?
They smell nice
They smell bad
They are so cute!
You want them all to die
They should never be allowed to drive while you are on the road
Question 5:How would you rate your intelligence?
Genius
Smart
You are just as smart as everyone else
A little bit stupid
I'm a dumbass
Question 6:If you could buy one thing with one million dollars what would it be?
I wouldn't spend any of it, I'd give it all to charity
I would buy a nice house
I'd use it to roll joints
I'd buy Michael Jordan
A Ferrari is all I need
Question 7:If you could have sex with any celebrity who would it be?
SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!
Vin Diesel
Silent Bob
The porn stars I saw in that movie last night
Britney Spears
Question 8:What kind of college do you want to go to
I dontt nead college kindirgerten iz gud enuf 4 me
An Ivy-league
My state's university
A well known private institution
A school no one has ever heard of
Question 9:How would you describe your fashion?
I'm always in on the latest trends
Wal-mart is my favorite place to shop
I wore these pants yesterday...
I like my own sense of fashion, I don't need some stupid bimbo/jock to pick out my style
Almost no one has the same clothes as me
Question 10:Which word means 'Swine-herder' in spanish?
punta
enano
llama
porquero
castillano
Question 11:Do you like school?
I haven't been in months
It's okay
I like it because all of my friends are there
Yo i just got expelled from that sh*t
I love it because I get straight A's
Question 12:There are a lot of questions on this quiz....it's getting hard to think of more...What's my middle name?
Alen
Alan
Allan
Allen
Question 13:If you HAD to join the armed forces which would you join?
Army
Navy
Air Force
Marines
I'd flee to Mexico
Question 14:What do you think of the word 'dendrapheliac'
I am one!
It's funny cuz I know what it means
I have no clue what it means
Question 15:When you grow up how many kids do you want to have?
7
2
1
3
Question 16:What's your favorite sport?
Soccer
I don't like to play sports
Baseball/Softball
Running(track)
I don't have the time
Question 17:Do you ever wonder why there's a lobster in your fridge?
No
Yes, all the time
Erick is retarded
Question 18:Which clothing store?
American Eagle
Gap
Abercrombie & Fitch
Question 19:Who is better than you?
Brian
Brian
Brian
Question 20:What do you think about the following word: ifendiferous
Not a word
Don't know if it's a word
I don't like it
I've seen it before I just don't know what it means

This Quiz has been designed by Brian.