Are you a grease monkey?

Question 1:Your 1967 Dodge 440 breaks the belt on the highway. Which of the following things could you temporarily use to get the engine working properly again?
Pantyhose
Duct Tape
Your belt from your pants
String or twine
What do you use a belt for?
Question 2:I have more money invested in tools than my clothing.
True
False
I do not own any tools
I only have a screwdriver, hammer, and pliers.
Question 3:Which oil should be used mainly in very cold temperatures (below 0 degrees Fahrenheit) and not in extreme heat (above 100 degrees Fahrenheit)?
10W30
10W40
5W30
20W50
Vegetable Oil
Question 4:Where is the Harmonic Balancer most commonly found?
On the stereo controls
On the crankshaft, outside of the oil pan
On the shock absorbers
It is an instrument that hobos and prisoners play.
Next to the transmission
Question 5:Your 1976 Chevy 350 has a problem running. When it gets hot, the engine dies. After it cools down, it starts again. What is the most likely problem?
The electrical coil is bad
The points need adjustment
The electronic ignition module is bad
You have a cracked engine block
The air conditioning is not set cold enough
Question 6:Your 1978 Ford 351 has a problem running. When it gets hot, the engine dies. After it cools down, it starts again. What is the most likely problem?
Distributor cap is cracked
The electronic ignition module is bad
The pick-up coil is bad
Who in their right mind owns a Ford?
The air conditioning is not set cold enough
Question 7:Your battery is always dead when you try to start the car in the morning. Assuming that the weather is moderate, which of the following is most likely the problem?
The electronic ignition module is bad
Alternator/generator and/or regulator is bad.
Battery must be leaking fluid
Need to change to an alkaline battery instead of those rechargeable ones
I own a Chrysler
Question 8:While driving down the road, you hear a groaning sound coming from the rear of car. What could it most likely be?
The differential has a problem
The harmonic balancer is out of whack.
Poor gas quality
Your mother-in-law is snoring in the trunk
Question 9:While working on the car, you lose your 1/2 inch socket. Which of these metric sizes comes closest to be able use use on the 1/2 inch nut?
10mm
12mm
13mm
15mm
What is a socket?
Question 10:The output power of your auto has declined in the past few months. Which of the following is the best way to increase the power you feel?
Use diesel fuel instead of gasoline
Wash the car
Do some basic tune-up work -- change the filters, plugs, etc.
Take off all that state emission crap -- I know how to avoid the cops
Change the differential ratio

This Quiz has been designed by SR.