What Are You?

Ever wanted to know why you just don't fit in? Ever smiled at someone and made them very, very nervous? Are you really human, or are you another creature who just happens to look like one. Find out the answers in this test.

Question 1:Would you rather:
Eat meat raw
Eat meat cooked
Eat a mix of raw vegitables and cooked meat
Eat vegitables cooked
Eat vegitables raw
Question 2:If you met a stranger in a dark alley would you:
Run away!
Try to sneak away
Go beat them up!
Question 3:Humans smell:
Normal
Bad
Good
Tasty
Scary
Question 4:If you met a beautiful princess alone in the middle of the woods you would:
Bravely try to rescue her
Wonder why she was dressed like that
Try to ignore her
Carry her off to your lair
Eat her
Question 5:The place where you live is called a:
House
Castle
Forest
Cave
Fortress
Question 6:You drink:
Water
Purified Water
Soda Pop
Nothing
Blood
Question 7:If you were in a fairy tale, you would be:
The hero
The hero's loyal friend
The townsperson who gives the hero directions
The bad guy
The person who betrays the hero to the bad guy.
Question 8:How many close friends do you have?
more than 20
11-20
1-10
less than 0
Question 9:When you smile, people:
Can't help but smile back
Sometimes smile back
Ignore you
Become very, very nervous
Back away slowly
Question 10:If you lived during medival times, your job would be:
Knight
Townsperson
Village Idiot
Pickpocket
Royalty
Question 11:People say you're:
Pretty
Cute
Average
Ugly
Hideous
Question 12:You use the internet to:
Do research
Kill time
Play games
Hack into other computers
Create computer viruses for the fun of it
Question 13:Your favorite kind of music is (Pick the closest one):
Meditation Music
Classical/Jazz
Alternative
Soft Rock
Heavy Metal
Question 14:You answer the phone with:
Hello, this is the -last name-'s, -your name- speaking
Hello
Hi, yello, greetings, or some other variation of 'Hello.'
What do you want?, Who are you?, or Leave me alone!
Prepare to die, mortal!
Question 15:When someone is being annoying to you:
Smile and pretend everything's normal
Leave
Tell them to stop annoying you
Crack your knuckles
Lick your lips
Question 16:How do you show your love?
Hugs and kisses
Candies, cards, flowers, and letters
Being nice
Teasing them
Not eating them
Question 17:Your doormat says:
Come in!
Welcome!
Nothing
No Soliciting
Go Away!
Question 18:When you see a cat you:
Run over and try to make friends
Smile and pet it if it comes near
Ignore it
Kick it out of your way
Hunt it for sport
Question 19:You brush your teeth:
After every meal, and sometimes in between
Twice a day
Once a day
When you remember
Never
Question 20:You take a shower
Twice a day
Everyday
Once every other day
When you start to smell
Never, unless forced
Question 21:You sleep:
Outside
Inside, on the floor
On top of your covers
Snuggled in your covers
On a pile of your most prized possessions
Question 22:You wake up:
Bright eyed and bushy tailed (in a manner of speaking)
Relaxed
Still sleepy
Grumpy
The instant after you fataly injure whomever tried to wake you.
Question 23:If you had a million dollars, you would:
Donate it all to charity
Retire
Spend it on expensive stuff until you run out.
Bet it all in races
Carefully hoard it away.
Question 24:Your weapon of choice is a:
Dull butter knife
Sharp pocketknife
Small gun
Grenade Launcher
Machine Gun
Question 25:Your tail is:
Hairy
Soft
Non-exsistant
Used as a whip
Pointed at the end
Question 26:Your tounge is:
Long and flexible
Short and flexible
Short
Long and forked
Poisonus when touched
Question 27:Puppies are:
Cute and cuddly
Playful and loving
Hard work
A menace to society
Tasty
Question 28:You are most genetically related to:
Herd animals
Forest animals
Great Apes
Lizards
Immortal beings
Question 29:When you hit your thumb with a hammer you say:
Oops.
Ouch!
Dang it!
@!#*!
!^%#&^@%$!*&@^!%*!@&@^#&*!!!!!!
Question 30:All inkblots look like:
Daises
Modern art
Inkblots
People fighting eachother
Various monsters

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