The Special Quiz of Funkiness

OK, ladies, gentlemen, mortals, octopi, lets see how you fare against the wonderfully entertaining, dreadfully subtle, and almost normal, (but let’s not get too ahead of ourselves) Special Quiz of Funkiness! Hahahahahaha!!

Question 1:How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if woodchucks had wood to chuck!
Um… well… could you repeat the question?
As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if woodchucks ever felt the need to chuck wood.
Question 2:Which of these quotes would be most likely to use?
' Mr., Mrs., or Ms. ___, you’re evil!'(the one who should pick this, you know who you are)
'I’m amazing, that’s why.'
Question 3:What makes the world go round?
Whatever has made it go round for the rest of its existence
Gravity, or some such nonsense.
Question 4:QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
That’s not a question! That’s just all the letters on the keyboard.
Whatever floats your boat.
Question 5:If ABCDEFG, and HIJKLMNOP, and QRS, then-?
The rest of it comes next, I believe
TUV! Is WXYZ extra credit?
Wait, why is the alphabet written down?
Question 6:How far up is up?
As far as down is down
Whenever you leave the ground
About a mile
Question 7:Is the q the best letter?
Question 8:What does KFC stand for?
Kentucky Fried Chicken
A whole lotta assorted chicken - part goodness
That’s that chicken place, right?
Question 9:What song is the most amazing?
Something by the Beatles
Play That Funky Music
Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
Question 10:Why not?
Who said not?
Why not what?

This Quiz has been designed by Emily .