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What kind of sailor are you?

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To some people, a sailor is a sailor. But there are many different kinds-- if YOU chose to follow the sea, would you be a pirate, a fisherman, a privateer, or a naval officer? Find out here!

1

You're sailing towards an unknown horizon. What do you most hope to find?

Freedom and adventure.
Hot women! (or, if you're a girl, hot guys.)
Heaps of treasure.
Heaps of fish.

2

You're on a hot date, when one of your crew mates runs up saying you're needed back on board ship. What do you do?

Ignore crew member. They can't have caught all that great of a fish this close to shore.
Ignore crew member and find somewhere private to take your date.
See what crew member wants, but continue your date if it's not an emergency.
Kill meddling crew member and continue your date.

3

You fall overboard in shark-infested waters. You. . .

Try to climb back aboard ship, realizing that the sharks are at a distinct advantage.
Scream for your mates to help you, and wildly stab at the sharks with your cutlass.
Shoot the sharks.
Try to catch a shark. Such big fish!

4

It's a stormy night and you're alone on watch, while everyone else is below deck. You. . .

Shirk your duty and go below.
Keep watch-- someone has to, it's your turn, and you'd sooner die out here than admit to being bothered by a bit of rain.
Cast a line. Fishing's best in the rain.
Get a raincoat, try to stay out of the weather, but stay on deck.

5

What are your favourite colours?

Grey-- colour of a steel ship.
Greenish-silver-- colour of fish scales.
Green, blue, and gold-- colours of the sea and treasure.
Red and gold-- colours of blood and treasure.

6

What is your ideal romantic partner?

A mermaid or merman.
Totally hot, but also totally faithful.
Ultra-hot, rarely wearing anything.
Intelligent, attractive, and brave, with bright eyes and an irresistible smile.

7

What's your weapon of choice?

A sword of tempered steel.
A bazooka.
A harpoon.
Who cares? As long as it kills effectively, I'll use anything.

8

Your mother-in-law (whom you hate) is visiting. You. . .

Wish you were at sea.
Go fishing overnight to avoid her.
Kill the meddling in-law, and go get drunk with your mates.
Make little suicide gestures to your spouse when the in-laws aren't looking; then, when you can't take it anymore, go for a sail around the cay until your mother-in-law leaves.

9

Where would you most like to vacation?

Hawaii. Swimsuits!
Wherever there's adventure, treasure, and I can be of use to my country.
Hawaii. So many kinds of fish!
Panama! Treasure and debauchery, here I come!

10

Who do you most try to emulate?

The All-Ireland fishing champion.
Blackbeard.
Captain Red-legs Greeves.
Winston Churchill.

11

Do you like the ocean?

Yes, I love it.
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, but it looks better when there's blood in the water-- and when I'm drunk.
It's okay, but I really like the things living in it.

12

What's your ancestry?

How do I know? I don't have a clue who my father is, and my mother was illegitimate.
I don't really care, but I like the theory that all humans are descended from a fish-like creature.
Who cares? I'm American.
Scottish, Irish, Welsh, and/or French.

13

What article of clothing could you not live without?

My uniform.
Whatever I have that is the absolute gaudiest.
Tough choice between my greatcoat and knee-high boots.
My lucky hat.

14

Last question-- do you like poetry?

Yes, I like poetry and books.
Only if it has to do with fish.
What does this have to do with anything?
Only if it has to do with rum or sex.

Comments (1)

emma (95480)

36 days ago

Ya i can't be a sailor.

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