Naruto fanfic HashiMada

1: On the topic of nicknames...

Madara scowled up at the Senju heir, wondering why he always felt the need to mock him. As if the constant bragging about superior skills wasn't enough, now that psycho Senju had to give him pet names. How condescending!
-For the last time, I'm not sweet. Now stop saying all those strange pet names or I'll...I'll...or I'll...
Madara stared down at his worn out, beat up black leather shoes. There really was nothing he could do to Hashirama. Said Senju threw back his head and laughed.
-Ah, I believe you'll find that you can't make me stop, my dear Madara!
-Don't you "dear" me!
-Oh, but I get to call you whatever I want, don't I, my cute little Uchiha~!
Hashirama smiled affectionately at the raven-haired Uchiha, who growled.
-TH-THAT'S GOING WAY TOO FAR!
Hashirama just chuckled. Madara pouted.
-There's no winning with you, is there.
-Naw. Now stop pouting and enjoy the scenery, my ADORABLE little Uchiha!