Yo Cookie

Jane -- Hey Fred!
Fred -- Hey Jane!
Jane -- I got a cat!
Fred -- Whoa cool! What'd ya name it?
Jane -- I named the cat Yo Cookie!
Fred -- Yo Cookie? Best name ever!
Jane -- Ikr
Fred -- May I see Yo Cookie?
Jane -- of course!

Jane -- Here he is, the one and only, Yo Cookie!
Yo Cookie -- Meow
Fred -- wow! He's so cute!
Jane -- Ikr
Yo Cookie -- Meow?
Fred -- ......
Jane -- What's wrong Fred?
Fred -- This cat doesn't seem to be.... Normal...
Jane -- What do you mean Fred? He's a cat, isn't that normal enough?
Fred -- He just doesn't seem... Right...
Jane -- Oh Fred, you worry too much!
Fred -- Alright then...

Day 2

Jane -- You're such a good kitty, aren't you Yo Cookie?
Yo Cookie -- Meow!:3
*Fred enters*
Jane -- Hey Fred! Come play with Yo Cookie while I go bake a cake for us to share!
Fred -- Sure...
*Jane leaves*
*cat stares at Fred*
*Fred stares back*
Yo Cookie -- Meow?
Fred -- Uh huh...
Yo Cookie -- HISSSSSS
Fred -- You evil little cat...

*Jane enters again*
Jane -- I baked a cake!
Fred -- ....
Yo Cookie -- ......
Jane -- What are you so quiet Fred?
Fred -- No reason...

*cat kills Fred*
*cat buries body in back yard*
*cat goes inside and pretends nothing happened*
Jane -- I wonder why Fred isn't answering his phone...

1 month later

Police come in to play

Police dig up body

Police blame Jane

Jane is in tears

Cat kills police

Jane is still in tears

Cat makes Jane happy

Jane becomes suspicious of Yo Cookie

Yo Cookie knows

Jane -- Wait! Yo Cookie, I can keep a secret! I promise!

Yo Cookie -- My names Jeff

























Memes

Yo Cookie kills Jane

No evidence left behind

Nobody ever finds out

Yo Cookie continues his evil deeds.

For the description of the story, I lied. Also, not sorry about the meme in chapter 8.

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This was my goofy murder story. Why was the cat evil? Cuz cats make me nervous...