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Jokes!

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Get ready to laugh out loud!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    I know these are terrible but...there hilarious.
    First off its gouda to see you! In fact, its fanta-tastic!
    What building has the most stories? A library!

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Chicken.Ever heard of a dictionary?

    What does a nut say when he sneezes? Cashew!

    A King, a Queen and to twins all lay in one room.How were there no adults in the room? They were all beds!

    If you have three apples and 8 pomegranates in one hand and 5 grapefruits in the other hand what do you have? Very large hands.


    Thank you for staying and reading my punny riddles!๐Ÿ˜

Comments (37)

autorenew

370 days ago
You told me to come and use a quiz.
372 days ago
XD .
503 days ago
Stay away from the cheese. In fact, doughnut even think about it
519 days ago
Fmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaashhhhhhh
538 days ago
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuiiiiuiyudjshduejsjsheh eeheheheheheheh
549 days ago
Yewtyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeet yeetyeeet
615 days ago
LALALLALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALLAL ALALALALALALALA
646 days ago
Yo yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoy
I'm weird..
647 days ago
La lalalalalalalalalalal
648 days ago
Thatโ€™s completely fine.

And yes please,the more JOKES the better!!!!!
652 days ago
yep. i type BIG now ;)
652 days ago
I have some jokes if anyone's interested
652 days ago
Hey, Ravenclaw, ummm... I'm sorry I thought u were stalking me. With the age question, and u telling me when exactly i left the quiz on my thingy, my fear got the better of me. I'm sorry. :(
653 days ago
Thank you!
653 days ago
This is great! :) :) :)
659 days ago
I could see definitely see how ppl could laugh at these but I'm not much of a joker... or laugher... LOL I do laugh just not at jokes that aren't relevant if you get what I'm saying
676 days ago
C comes b4 E in the dictionary.See?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜
677 days ago
LOL!!!!
Sexy Ravenclaw, that was so hilarious!!!! But i donโ€™t get the chicken and egg one... could u explain?
679 days ago
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†Lololololo Rolf Rolf
682 days ago
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!!!!!!!!