I know these are terrible but...there hilarious.
First off its gouda to see you! In fact, its fanta-tastic!
What building has the most stories? A library!
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Chicken.Ever heard of a dictionary?
What does a nut say when he sneezes? Cashew!
A King, a Queen and to twins all lay in one room.How were there no adults in the room? They were all beds!
If you have three apples and 8 pomegranates in one hand and 5 grapefruits in the other hand what do you have? Very large hands.
Thank you for staying and reading my punny riddles!😁