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Jokes!

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Get ready to laugh out loud!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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    I know these are terrible but...there hilarious.
    First off its gouda to see you! In fact, its fanta-tastic!
    What building has the most stories? A library!

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Chicken.Ever heard of a dictionary?

    What does a nut say when he sneezes? Cashew!

    A King, a Queen and to twins all lay in one room.How were there no adults in the room? They were all beds!

    If you have three apples and 8 pomegranates in one hand and 5 grapefruits in the other hand what do you have? Very large hands.


    Thank you for staying and reading my punny riddles!๐Ÿ˜

Comments (37)

autorenew

129 days ago
You told me to come and use a quiz.
132 days ago
XD .
263 days ago
Stay away from the cheese. In fact, doughnut even think about it
279 days ago
Fmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaashhhhhhh
298 days ago
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuiiiiuiyudjshduejsjsheh eeheheheheheheh
309 days ago
Yewtyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeet yeetyeeet
375 days ago
LALALLALALALALALALALALLALALALALALALALLAL ALALALALALALALA
406 days ago
Yo yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyo yoyoyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyoyoy
I'm weird..
407 days ago
La lalalalalalalalalalal
408 days ago
Thatโ€™s completely fine.

And yes please,the more JOKES the better!!!!!
412 days ago
yep. i type BIG now ;)
412 days ago
I have some jokes if anyone's interested
412 days ago
Hey, Ravenclaw, ummm... I'm sorry I thought u were stalking me. With the age question, and u telling me when exactly i left the quiz on my thingy, my fear got the better of me. I'm sorry. :(
413 days ago
Thank you!
413 days ago
This is great! :) :) :)
419 days ago
I could see definitely see how ppl could laugh at these but I'm not much of a joker... or laugher... LOL I do laugh just not at jokes that aren't relevant if you get what I'm saying
436 days ago
C comes b4 E in the dictionary.See?๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ˜
437 days ago
LOL!!!!
Sexy Ravenclaw, that was so hilarious!!!! But i donโ€™t get the chicken and egg one... could u explain?
439 days ago
๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†Lololololo Rolf Rolf
442 days ago
๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚!!!!!!!!