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    I know these are terrible but...there hilarious.
    First off its gouda to see you! In fact, its fanta-tastic!
    What building has the most stories? A library!

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Chicken.Ever heard of a dictionary?

    What does a nut say when he sneezes? Cashew!

    A King, a Queen and to twins all lay in one room.How were there no adults in the room? They were all beds!

    If you have three apples and 8 pomegranates in one hand and 5 grapefruits in the other hand what do you have? Very large hands.


    Thank you for staying and reading my punny riddles!😁

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autorenew

1448 days ago
LOL!!!!
Sexy Ravenclaw, that was so hilarious!!!! But i don’t get the chicken and egg one... could u explain?
1449 days ago
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆Lololololo Rolf Rolf
1452 days ago
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!!!!
1455 days ago
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1455 days ago
Ok so this joke was on the wall of my German classroom (idk y tho cuz it's more of an English literature joke) anyways so here it is:
The past, present and future all walk into a bar. It was tense.
1460 days ago
When I did the arts camp themed on the movie Moana, the musical teacher asked one of the boys to play King Tut
1461 days ago
If anyone has any other jokes here's the place to tell them$
1461 days ago
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I accualy PUBLISHED SOMTHING!!!!!!!!!!(big))U
1462 days ago
It got published!!! Sexy your jokes got published!!
1462 days ago
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
1469 days ago
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1469 days ago
I loved the beds one 😂😂😂
But I don't get the chicken and egg one 🤔 OHHHH I GET IT NOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😁😂😂😂
1470 days ago
Thank you peoples!!!!!!!
1470 days ago
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1471 days ago
Omg I say Gouda tooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1471 days ago
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1471 days ago
theyre 'cheesy', you say? Well I think cheesy jokes are gouda! (lol)
1472 days ago
Thanks 143,that's what there for. hope they don't yell at you cause there so cheesy😊😂
1472 days ago
I’m gonna use these on somebody...
1473 days ago
Hahahehehoholololololo😂😂😂😂😂😂