The Lamest Jokes In The History Of The World PART II

Dad Jokes

My wife is irritated that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed my stuff and right.

Your dad is so talented, he got a 10 min. slow clap from Simon Cowell.

Yo mama

Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so old her first Christmas WAS the first Christmas.

Yo mamma so fat when she passed the T.V. I missed 3 episodes of my favorite show.

Yo mamma so fat they had to lay a blanket on the Pacific Ocean so she could sleep.

The most hilarious Harry Potter joke to exist

SIRIUS: I'm afraid a lot of people die in the last few books, Harry.
HARRY: Are you serious?
SIRIUS: I'm dead Sirius.

Another Harry Potter joke

Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
That's right.

Simon Cowell Jokes

When Simon Cowell is hunting something he's on the Simon
Prowl.

When Simon Cowell wants a pole, he uses a Simon Dowell.

When Simon Cowell smells bad, he smells Simon Foul.