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The Lamest Jokes In The History of The World PART III

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    To whoever stole my copyright of Microsoft Office, I will find you! You have my Word!

    What is red and bad for your teeth?
    A brick.

    (I made this one up, so no hate.)
    I told my son to clean his teeth. He said, "Dad, I don't think a broom will fit in my mouth.
    (Okay, that was lame.)

    Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
    It got stuck in a crack.

    Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
    Because it wanted to get to the bottom.

    What do you get if you cross an alligator with a chicken?
    Alligator chow.

    What did the farmer say when his tractor went missing?
    "Where'd my tractor go?"

    Yo mamma's so ugly your dad takes him to work with him every day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
    (No offense to anyone's mother.:) )

    Thanks for reading and please comment to tell me what you think! Also comment to get your jokes published in TLJHW PART IV!

Comments (6)

autorenew

340 days ago
What the heck
355 days ago
"Yo mamma so fat they had to lay a blanket on the Pacific Ocean so she could sleep."
W
T
F
???
423 days ago
The yo mama jokes are the funniest !!!!!!😄😀😁( to me anyways)
443 days ago
Those. Are. So. Lame.😅
598 days ago
I just wanna put emojis in my name.ee.e.e.e
598 days ago
Mwahahahahahayauayayahahhahahagagaha