The Lamest Jokes in the History of the World Part IV

Story Jokes

So one day someone's friend is cutting up cheese. He then accidentally cut himself and exclaimed, "Ouch! That's some sharp cheddar!"

random jokes

What did one cupcake say to the other cupcake?
You ain't seen muffin yet!

What did one cow say to the other cow?
Mooove it!

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
An udder disappointment.

What do you call a fossil that doesn't work?
Lazybones!

What do you get when you cross a wolf with a rabbit?
A dead rabbit.