Groan Worthy Joke!

Knock Knock
Who’s there?Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a bad joke.


What is a witches favorite subject?
Spelling!

I’m a big fan of white boards.I find them quite re-markable.

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel it’s credit card!

Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!

I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!

I’m reading a book about anti gravity.It's impossible to put down.

You really shouldn’t worry about advanced math.It's as easy as pi!

Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? It was feline fine!
Why didn’t eggs hate jokes? Jokes always crack them up.