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Groan Worthy Joke!

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You’ll feel like your being pun-ished with these claw-ful punderful jokes!


    Knock Knock
    Who’s there?Dishes.
    Dishes who?
    Dishes a bad joke.

    What is a witches favorite subject?

    I’m a big fan of white boards.I find them quite re-markable.

    How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel it’s credit card!

    Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!

    I’m so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed!

    I’m reading a book about anti gravity.It's impossible to put down.

    You really shouldn’t worry about advanced math.It's as easy as pi!

    Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? It was feline fine!

    Why didn’t eggs hate jokes? Jokes always crack them up.

Comments (9)


343 days ago
Actually the anti gravity book might not be made up but Idk 👍👍👍👍👍👍
343 days ago
How do you make a cat say jokes??? Smile at them and hope they attack you????
348 days ago
FYI, Not funny. My neighbours cat could do better.
497 days ago
Lemony Willow,thanks and all but the bull one!

Quizzy,Thank You!

Alienfreak#1 that’s my favorite too!

Boy on the run,I’m so glad!!

AddyNick thanks!!!
497 days ago
LOL 😂😂😂😂
497 days ago

This made my day.
497 days ago
These are halarius! My favorite joke was the knock knock joke! 😂🤣
497 days ago
😂😂 these are really good
497 days ago
These are good! Did you think of them all yourself?