I was in 6th grade. Math, our fist subject, has just ended. The 7th and 8th graders moved to the back of the room, and we all got out our snack. Soon other sixth graders joined the class. Now, I saw my classmate Gilbert walk into the room. This time, for snack, he didn't have rare, endangered goldfish in an uncertified bag prevented by the government (that's what we call his goldfish in a zip-lock), BUT he had something worse...
"Gilbert! What do you have there?" My classmate Nathan exclaimed. "Oh," Gilbert stammered, "Uh, sunchips."
"Gilbert," Nathan shook his head, "You have now taken THE SUN, and put it in a BAG, and NOW you plan to EAT IT? That's just terrible, Gilbert..." He continued shaking his head.
"Wait, what? No, I..." Gilbert stammered, taking a sunchip, "But it's in a certified bag this time!"
"Oh, your hands must be BURNING, Gilbert!" Nathan, cried, seeing how Gilbert had a sunchip in his hand.
"You took all the stars and the sun, and put them in a bag for your own pleasure?" My other classmate, Aaron exclaimed. "You have taken the life out of all 'persanity'!"
"Peranity is not a word!" Multiple of my classmates moaned.
"I know!" Aaron replied, "Because it is impossible to put in WORDS what Gilbert is doing!"
Gilbert hesitated. "Wait, but, uh, it's the GOVERNMENT that stole the sun, you see..."
"You're saying that now you're HELPING the government?" Asked Nathan. "No!" Gilbert replied, "Wait, I just... I GOT it from the government!"
"Wait," I said, contemplating what he just said, "You're saying that the government stole the sun... and now YOU stole it from them?"
Gilbert looked around. "No, I mean, I BOUGHT it from the government!"
"I'm not sure we believe you, Gilbert." Nathan interrupted.
"You stole the sun!" Rick brought back up, who was another one of my classmates, "We're all gonna die!"
"RICK! He stole star 1-17 from galaxy 2-point-05!" So the discussion went on until the teacher reminded us of the spelling test.
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