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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MOTHER NATURE!

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Periods… Fucking periods…

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    Wtf is wrong with Mother Nature

    Mother nature… WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? DO YOU THINK THAT FREAKING BLEEDING 7 DAYS A MONTH IS FUNNY? IS THIS A JOKE?
    When you wake up, and you're like… MY PERIOD IS HERE! WHY!
    And then you have to go to WORK/SCHOOL! EXCUSE ME? I'LL STAY HOME IF I WANT!
    And the cost of the products? No wonder all the rich people are MEN! We have to spend all our money on FUCKING TAMPONS!
    AND IT'S RED! YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST MADE IT CLEAR OR SOMETHING!
    When I go to public places, and I sit up, and there's a TINY BIT OF RED ON THE SEAT, I'm like… FUCK!
    And the CRAMPS? SHUT UP THE CRAMPS! I CAN'T BELIEVE BOYS SAY THEIR LIVES ARE HARD! I WISH I WAS A BOY!
    Do you have ANY IDEA how many times I've worried that I have BLOOD ON MY JEANS? People will see that! And they'll be like, EW YOU WEIRDO!
    And I'm like SHUT UP THIS IS MY PERIOD!
    Like… why? Some people don't even want to HAVE CHILDREN, but they have to have their PERIOD ANYWAY!
    I know someone who only wants to get pregnant so THEY CAN LOSE THE STUPID THING FOR NINE MONTHS!
    AND GUESS WHAT? 7 DAYS A MONTH, 12 MONTHS A YEAR, 30 YEARS IN A LIFETIME…
    7 x 12 = 84 x 30 = 2400 (approximately) days of THE FEMALE LIFE!
    APPRECIATE WOMEN MEN! WE DESERVE TO BE BETTER THAN YOU IF WE HAVE TO GO THROUGH THIS.
    WHY DO YOU GET TO BE BETTER THAN US? WHERE IS THE LOGIC?
    Ugh……

Comments (11)

autorenew

261 days ago
sooooo true periods are the worst
282 days ago
Like so true i wish i were boy no periods and stuff id give anything to be boy.
360 days ago
I don't have my period yet (close tho) and this is hilarious but I really just don't want thissssssss
418 days ago
lololololololololololololo, im a dude
440 days ago
XD - I just realisedmy younger sister stole my laptop and wrote this. She doesnt even have her period lmao. Her face when she found out I knew… XDXDXD
440 days ago
I'M CRINGE?! Or do u mean the writing? TELL ME
441 days ago
tell me you're 10 without telling me you're 10 :/ this is cringe af
441 days ago
Bruno walks in with a mischevious grin THUNDER
441 days ago
It was my wedding day (yeah im married) (OUR wedding day) and there wasnt a cloud in the sky (duh noclouds allowed)
441 days ago
Bro, I will just spam these comments
445 days ago
This is literally so 💗 true that its crazy