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    It was a rainy day. Armpit was just waking up when his sister, Kneecap knocked on his door.
    "Come on, you don't want to be late for school again. Mrs Fluffbrain will go mad," so Armpit hurried up and ate his breakfast of curried feathers before putting on his flip flops and leaving to go to school.

    He got there just in time for registration
    "Knuckles Arnolds?"
    "Yes miss."
    "Jugular Bates?"
    "Yes miss."
    "Armpit Connors?"
    "Yes miss."
    As she did the register, Armpit realised that there was a new face in the class. Skipping over to her he said,
    "Hi I'm Armpit Hair Connors, who are you?"
    "My names Toe Nail Kitchen. Nice to meet you."
    They chatted for some time until the teacher threw her pet frog at them and told them to shut up.

    The next day Armpit decided that he would speak to Toe again. When he walked into the classroom, she was sat at her desk. Her long, greasy hair, that was a gorgeous shade of green glowed under the light and her pink bloodshot eyes seemed to draw him in. He knew what he was going to do. Walking over to her he said,
    "Toe, I know we have only known each other for a few hours but I think I love you. Will you go out with me?"
    "Yes!" Toe replied and they arranged for him to pick her up on his hovercraft at 6 o'clock the same night.

    When Armpit got home he had a jam shower and then threw on some clothes. He told his mum that he was going out, but she was too interested watching the remote to hear him. At 6 on the dot Armpit drew up outside Toes house and beeped his horn. She came down the steps in the customary first date attire.... Fig leaves. Armpit then drove them to the cinema where they watched "Fire Age 2" and kissed under the bright lights. Armpit then drove her home after saying "Goodnight Toe" and kissing her lightly on the lips.

    The next day Armpit decided that they had been going out for long enough and that it was time for them to get married so he went to the jewelers and bought an engagement necklace. He proposed in front of everyone at school and Toe cried rainbow tears and said "Yes."

    They got married the next day at the local Church. Toe wore a pillowcase that she had since she was 4 milliseconds old. Both Armpit and Toe shed a tear when they said their "I do's" At the after party, they went around telling people that didn't already know how long it took for Armpit to propose, and how it felt like they had known each other forever.

    The day after that, Toe gave birth to twins, Eye and Ear. They were christened at the same church that Armpit and Toe got married in. It was such a happy day for them.

    Two days after that Toe gave birth to triplets, Abdomen, Ankle and Arterie. That same day they became grandparents.

    The day after that they both sadly died and Abdomen had a baby she called Lips.

    The End

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