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The Random Story <3

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I'm not really sure why I am writing this but I guess I was just REALLY bored. So, don't think me as sad but more...lazy to do anything.

    Ok..ok... This is a true story...I was casually taking a walk through the meadow with my closest friends whom my parents don't know about. (Partly because I see them when they leave me home alone and I'm a REBEL!). it was sunny and we were chucking bottles of coke which had mento's stuck in it. And, as you can guess, it kinda hit someone...But of course it had to be some grouchy old man with a stick. (It looked very hard...) And we ran. Ran into a thicket where we kinda got lost. No correction- really lost! quietly we made our way round when we heard this grunting noise and this female sighing nose.
    We literally froze.
    But one of my friends took no notice and began walking forwards. We ran to stop him but were kinda late...Yeah, I'm guessing you don't need a visual.
    But my friend made it worse by saying to the lady. "Wow, you really got sucked up by some idiot didn't you?"
    The rest of us legged it.
    And left him to deal with this 'threesome.'.
    He came back after us, gasping and then said: "That is why Hitler never had sex."
    He had brought the man with him.
    We screamed...

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