Beginning of the great spoon catastrophe:
Dirty, horrid, repulsive yes these are all words you would use to describe Grubb muddmoth, even the name makes you gag. He is not exactly human but not exactly dwarf either, he is what you call a dwaungon which is a dwarf/dragon/faun hybrid.
Hairy, revolting, scaled, short, stubby… these are even more words to describe Grubb’s appearance. He had shaggy tangled goats legs with hoofs caked in dried mud and who knows what else! His eyebrows looked like two caterpillars crawled on his forehead and had long since died. If you could even see his eyes beneath those eyebrows you would find darkness and a flickering flame, dragon eyes, filled with hate and revenge, dragon eyes are some of the most mesmerizing things on the earth they will pull you into a trance and make you lose yourself in the immense beauty. Grubb used his spectacular eyes to put people in a trance and then steal spoons. Grubb for some reason adored spoons, he was sometimes described as a kleptomaniac but I think that spoonomaniac would suit him much better. He inherited his short stubby size from his third cousin twice removed or in simpler words his dwarf gene