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Are you a cow?

10 Questions - Developed by: Taylor Hart - Updated on: 2005-01-01 - Developed on: 2004-12-20 - 7,217 taken - User Rating: 3.0 of 5 - 37 votes

Have you ever wondered if you were a cow? If so, then this is the test for you.

1

First of all, do you like cows?

NOOOOOOOO! NOT COWS!
I'm more of a dog person
I'm more of a cat person
Of course! Who in their right mind wouldn't?
Cows scare me.

2

Do you talk about cows?

Only if it's about a hamburger.
I talk about cats
Only all the time!
NOOOOOO! NOT COWS!
I talk about dogs

3

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I want to be a teacher
I want to be a Doctor
anything but the cows!
A COW!
Pickle!

4

Do you have strange fantasies involving cows?

I only have strange fantasies about dogs
OMG! Like every second.
Once but it wasn't alive. It was a hamburger. We were on the beach...
NO! NOT COWS!
I only have strange fantasies about cats

5

Cow!

OOH! Where? I want to get its autograph!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
MMMMMMMMMMMM............... Beef.
I like dogs better
I like cats better

6

Let's say I gave you $10,000. What would you do with it?

Give it to charity
Build a cow terminator! muhahahahahahahaha!
Get surgery and become a cow.
Buy a cat
Buy a dog

7

How often do you moo?

I don't moo. I meow.
Why would I moo?
Too many times to count!
NEVER! Moo is the naughty word. SHHHHHH!
I don't moo. I bark

8

Have you ever dressed up as a cow?

NO! Cows scare me. Remember?
Absolutely!
I dressed up as a cat
I dressed up as a dog
Why would I do that?

9

Almost done. Do cows make you smile?

Cows ruined my life! I hate them!
Yes. Of course. Si. Wi. Ya.
No
Cat
Dog

10

Do you think you are a cow?

Not really.
Yes
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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