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The Moby-moo-cow Madness Test

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The Moby-moo-cow Madness Test

Hello and welcome to the Moby-moo-cow madness test, with me, the one and only Moby-moo-cow. Do you want to know once and for all whether people think your boring, or a total nutcase? Or maybe you just wanna laugh yourself silly. Whatever you want, find out here! just take this simple test!

Question 1:

What would you most likely wear to your best friend's party?

	Something comfortable and cute
	Something to make the boys/girls drool
	A big purple lampshade and a cukoo clock

Question 2:

What do you look for in a partner?

	Someone who loves you for who you are
	Someone with the perfect body...mmmmm
	Anyone who can turn into a fish spontaneously

Question 3:

What is most important to you out of the following?

	All my family and friends
	My tasty lover
	My magic mongoose, BoBo.

Question 4:

What is your ideal holiday destination?

	Somewhere fun and hot, like Spain
	Ibiza, so many single guys/girls!!!
	The moooooooooon!

Question 5:

How many close friends do you have?

	Only a few, but they're really close
	Oooh, lets see, one...two...three...four...five...six...seven eight nine...
	Only my fish Groggy and the gang of magic camels.

Question 6:

What are your favourite colours?

	Yellow, orange, pink.
	Red red red red!!!
	Stripey!

Question 7:

Have you ever had a pet who you were very close to?

	Yes, lots. I love all animals.
	No...i prefer humans to animals.
	Yes! Wobby my flying ostrich!

Question 8:

What do you do at the weekend?

	I stay at home, take it easy.
	I crack open the can of spray cream and go and meet one of my boyfriends!
	I dance around singing madly with all my camel buddies, and then pop down to the swimming pool for a good old drink!

Question 9:

Have you ever read any self-help books?

	Yes, I often read them.
	Not unless they include sex.
	Only one, called 'How to swallow your face.'

Question 10:

What do you think of this test?

	It was great fun!
	Not enough love scenes.
	It tasted like chicken!!

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