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Dachshunds

10 Questions - Developed by: Leah - Updated on: 2005-05-15 - Developed on: 2005-05-02 - 9,944 taken

How do you feel about dachshunds?

1

Does your dachshund have its own room?

DACHSHUNDS ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!
YES! With a twin bed and stairs to get up to it!
One time my dad fell in a puddle.
No, but I have a room for slaughtering dachshunds.
No, but it has a bed.

2

Do you drink dachshund pee?

That intimidates me. I'm wetting the bed. PEE PEE
DIE DACHSHUNDS DIE
No that's gross. I take my dachshund out to pee regularly.
DACHSHUNDS SHOOT PEE RAYS OUT OF THEIR EYES!
YES!

3

Have you ever put your dachshund in the microwave?

One time I put my head in the microwave...
HAHAHAHAHA! I've done that 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 times.
We have to keep the population down!
NO NO NO SAVE THE DACHSHUNDS
No! That's cruel!

4

One time my cat killed a dachshund.

I broke a plate once.
You have a mean cat.
KILL THE CAT!
One time I killed a dachshund.
Dachshunds hunt me.

5

Does your dog have butt cheeks?

I hate the butt cheeks.
Ummmmm you're stupid?
Their butt cheeks warm my day.
One time I licked my left butt cheek.
THEIR BUTT CHEEKS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

6

Does your dachshund look like a butt cheek?

THEIR BUTT CHEEKS WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD
One time I licked my right butt cheek and I won the lottery
YES
No, my dachshund is cute.
No my dachshund is precious I take it to the groom every day

7

How often does your dachshund pee?

Every 2 hours and 17 minutes. I clip his toenails everyday.
Every time I come home.
PEEEEEE PEEEEEEE
They pee to distract you.
It did... until I killed him.

8

What do you think of when you hear "dachshund"?

THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD... if you only knew...
DACHSHUNDS MUST DIE
They're cute.
I had a accident... guys its not funny
I LOOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEE MY DACHSHUND CHICHI and COCO and LOOLOO and MARTY and SNUCK.

9

What do Mary Kate and Ashley remind you of?

Wow, you're weird.
Butt cheeks.
Mary Kate and Ashley? I WANT MORE DACHSHUNDS!
They're taking over the world, too.
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10

THE END

They're taking over the world...
Good bye
NO! I NEED MORE DACHSHUND QUESTIONS!
Please do not touch me.
FINNALLY NO MORE DACHSHUND QUESTIONS!

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