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All Powerful Penguin Test

15 Questions - Developed by: Mr Peter Penguin - Developed on: 2005-04-15 - 11,504 taken - 2 people like it

The all powerful Penguins rule the world, how much do you know? Are you an all powerful penguin in disguise? FIND OUT!

1

Are you an all powerful penguin?

What's that then?
Yes
Erm... I think I left the gas on....*runs out of door and drives off*
I thought you were meant to tell me?
No

2

Do you believe in ALL POWERFUL PENGUINS?

yes
I AM ONE
maybe...
no
What are they?

3

Actually this test isn't about Alll Powerrrfulll Pennnguiiinsss at all, which animal do you prefer out of these options?

Erm, does the devil count as an animal? The Devil then.
Giraffe. They have necks that make me feel good about myself.
HUMANS! They look good in my cage.
ALL POWERFUL PENGUINS
Rabbit, but an ugly one without much fur and a gammy eye

4

Ooops, that was still a little bit about all powerful penguins. Sorry, no more. What is your preference?

I don't know, but I like it a certain shade of pink
Mice
Well it's black and white and very powerful....
Toasters
I don't really have one, I'm quite versatile you know.

5

Interesting, did you know you were so weird before taking this test?

No, but I do get strange looks, and letters, and yells come to think of it.
I don't like being picked on *sniff*
Of course, who doesn't?
I AM NOT WEIRD, I'M ALL POWERFUL. I WILL DESTROY YOU!
This test is weird, not me. I'm normallll. Where'd I put my cacti?

6

How many points would you like for this question? You are being scored you know, the higher your score the worse off you are.

1
987332
four point five seven six eight nine zero seven and a quarter
2
0

7

Have you forgotten about the whole All Powerful Penguins fiasco yet? They don't really exist, I just made them up to tempt you into this quiz.

This is a ploy, they do exist, it's a trick. DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! RUN FOR THE HILLS
I could never forget, I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN
Oh yeah! That whole Penguin thing, that was weird, I'm glad it's over.
You cannot fool me. I am confused though.
There is no answer 5

8

There is no question eight.

Ermm...*head explodes*
Yes there is!
Oh, well let's move on quickly then, I got to get back to work...
I like the internet
THE ALL POWERFUL PENGUINS HAVE TAKEN OVER!

9

Oh dear, I've done it again, there is no question nine.

I AM NOT PLEASED WITH THIS
Erm... okay.
ARGH! I can't cope with this! Do they exist or what?
What is this? There is! I'm answering it now! How can you say I'm not?
I hate the internet

10

This is a question, were back to normal. Sorry about that.

Ooops, I wasn't paying attention, what?
Oh.
Thank God, I couldn't cope with that weird stuff.
I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN!
But, this is no more of a question then the questions that were'nt....

11

What's your favorite tea?

Anything that tastes of penguins
Anything herbal, THAT I CAN CRUSH, I'M ALL POWERFUL
I like them all equally.
Oooo, I like that stuff that come from trees, that's tasty
The type that's coffee

12

Why are you denying that you are an ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN? I can see you, I know who you are, I'm watching. They said I was crazy but now I HAVE PROOF! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm not a penguin, but I am all powerful...
I'm not powerful, but I am far too flower-full.
You know I am not really Bra Nose but Aluraha?
Dang and blast, I guess the jig is up, I'll come quietly
You cannot prove anything. I remain in plausible deniability...

13

I know you are not an all powerful penguin, for it is I that is the all powerful penguin. I have a badge and everything.

No! I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN!
Well that's a turn up for the books, I thought they didn't exist!
*shock* *horror* *thud*
I'm confused
I knew it all along!

14

Not really...

Stop playing with my emotions!
I KNOW, I AM AN ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN
ARRGH! My God what a revelation!
eh?
I knew it all along!

15

Ok, so what have you learnt?

All powerful penguins exist but don't do much with their power
I am not an all powerful penguin
All powerful penguins do not exist, it was a cruel hoax
You are strange and evil.
All powerful penguins exist and control all.

Comments (3)

ALL POWERFUL PENGUIN! (75730)

436 days ago

You know know too much. I'm leaving the country.

Or am I...?

Yes, I am.

BTS yoongi (06953)

712 days ago

Lol this test is older than me

BTS yoongi (06953)

712 days ago

:D powerful penguins

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