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The Weird Profile

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The Weird Profile

Sure, everybody's weird, but what weird is you?

Question 1:

You realize, all too suddenly, that you are late for something. What's your excuse when you arrive there 10 minutes later?

	Sorry, I was attacked by the Hamburglar in the McDonalds parking lot.
	I had to, um, take care of some unfinished business with my dealer, if you know what I mean.
	The Discovery Channel had a mind boggling special on yams.

Question 2:

You're at a formal party, when you gotta go. What do you say?

	I need to wizzle and I don't care who knows so excuse me from your humble establishment!
	I need a leak please. Did you know some people actually brush their teeth with urine?
	I gotta piss, so tell me where the can is or I'll shoot you.

Question 3:

(''>>) (<<'') What's this?

	A Kirby boxing tournament of course!
	It's what happens when I take a crap. You know, kinda round and pointy!
	The hack code I typed into the Bass Pro Shop database to "legally obtain" a rifle.

Question 4:

Turkey:

Question 5:

Chapstick:

	Shove up someone's @$$ when then mess with me.
	Perform "Experiments"
	Eat, nummy!

Question 6:

What do you wear to school or work or casually?

	Either normal clothes or something odd and flamboyant (like candy necklaces and toe socks)
	Leather, chains, Dead Barbies band t-shirt
	Band camp t-shirt, blue chinos

Question 7:

Define "mace"

	What my mom always told me to carry to spray in the face of all attackers. I ate it once as part of an "experiment"
	My pet fuzz's nickname (short for Macy)
	What I like to take to gang fights to hit with

Question 8:

Closest thing to favorite band

Question 9:

When you fart

	I try and aim it at someone I hate
	I like to play a little ditty
	I collect it in a can, for "experiments"

Question 10:

Something you might say

	Birdigenous!
	Gee whillakers and a slice of pie
	Up your @$$ with a wire whisk

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